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Commented on The Woman Born with Two...

Strange but true - I actually once dated a girl with two vaginas, so i have first hand experience of this. Closest I ever got to a threesome, now that I think of it.....

Commented on Edible Bacon Fat Candle

This is so awesome I don't know where to begin....

Posted One more for the road to YesButNoButYes

EMBED-Drunkest Guy Ever Goes for More Beer - Watch more free videos Sometimes Mother Nature has a way of telling you to ease up on the beer a little. And some folks carry on regardless. The fun really starts at...

Commented on 8 places every American should see

"Ebenezer Baptist Church"?? wtf?...

Commented on Chantelle Will Have Sex With You

Wait Chantelle - don't go. We're having an editorial drinkup in a couple of weeks, are you free?...

Commented on Dark Knight Infects Max. WTF?

I'm not getting an popups - are you based in the UK? I think we're running a popunder campaign there as a test....

Commented on Me and Orson Welles

And throw apostrophes around like a mad man too....

Commented on Me and Orson Welles

It's my blog, unlike you're own eponymous one, so I'll use it how I like. (There, did I get it right that time?)...

Posted Me and Orson Welles to YesButNoButYes

Anyone with kids in the house will know Zac Efron, eponymous lead of the High School Musical series, the pop culture equivalent of nails on a blackboard. I thought nothing could persuade me to go see a movie he...

Posted Designing Obama to YesButNoButYes

A while ago I was involved in a Kickstarter project where a bunch of New Yorkers got together to make their own book. It was a fun experience, and now I've noticed a much more worthy project for your...

Commented on French Lighthouses

Whoops, my apologies. Welcome to the fold, Ivo. Glad to have another new voice on the team....

Posted Evidence of Everything Exploding to YesButNoButYes

A little Monday Morning anarchy to get you started. From the creator of I Made This. You play this. We are enemies. comes another wild and weird art/poetry game, Evidence of Everything Exploding: Using documents, both historical and little-known...

Commented on Social Media & Letterman's announcement

Johnny, echo - didn't you used to work on Letterman? So who was he schtupping? And how often?...

Commented on Pole Dancing with Cats

What a missed opportuniy for a pussy joke....

Commented on School Answering Machine Tells It Like It Is

More importantly why would an Australian school have a message with a British accent? Isn't it only Americans who can't tell the difference?...

Posted Tilt Shift at The Magic Kingdom to YesButNoButYes

Here's a fun video from the new Disney Parks Blog. The Magic Kingdom at Disney World is probably the perfect subject matter for Tilt-Shift video, and some of these sequences have a very nostalgic feel. (not that I've ever...

Posted It's always fun when Aunt Nina comes over to YesButNoButYes

Posted 8 Tracks to YesButNoButYes

I've been playing with a new mixtape service called 8 Tracks, which allows you to create and share playlists of - you guessed it - 8 tracks or more. Here's a selection of my favorite mashups for your thursday...

Commented on There's a Dick On the Pitch!

Go look up "Cerne Abbas Giant" and you'll see that this kind of thing has been going on in Britain for hundreds of years. Apparently " infertility may be cured through sexual intercourse on top of the figure, especially the...

Posted When You Gotta Go... to YesButNoButYes

Way back when (actually in 2005), we did a Top Ten list of Famous Last Words . But I guess it's all very well being smart to the end when you're a famous politician or writer. What about your...

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Tim commented on The Woman Born with Two...

I would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that I am also blessed with dual penii. My girlfriends lovingly call me their pushmi-pullyu....

Ben Lurkin commented on The Woman Born with Two...

My ex-wife used to have two assholes ... me, and the one she was born with ......

BethsBull commented on Debbie Does Dallas - The Bambi Woods Interview: Final Thoughts

Hoax? Perhaps, but I think not. I'm from South Carolina - the mountains thereof, no less! And I use those phrases, Erik! If I were "Debbie" then I would be every bit as cautious as she... I have to admit, this movie was one of the very first I ever saw - lie many other fellows my age. All I can add is that where ever "Debbie" is, and whatever she is doing, I wish her well, (and Thanks for the Memories!)....

G commented on The Woman Born with Two...

since she's apparantly using this phenom to get rich and famous, if she had the extra removed would it be like closing up shop?...

Vicky commented on The Woman Born with Two...

Pushmi-pullyu! That's hilarious...

Tim commented on The Woman Born with Two...

Thanks Vicky. I can always count on you for a little acknowledgement. Like minds....

Susan commented on Where the streets have bad names

I live in Arkansas, 5 miles south of "Hooker", 15 miles north of "Goobertown" and 20 miles east of "Baldknob"....

Susan commented on Where the streets have bad names

oh, and forgot to add "Possum grape" which is close to "oil trough" in Arkansas.....

Baierman commented on Where the streets have bad names

Send photos susan. That's priceless....

ortmanentprz commented on Debbie Does Dallas - The Bambi Woods Interview: Prologue

NOT BAMBI WOODS, and the PROOF is in the FACTS. She states she ONLY MADE Debbie Does Dallas and Debbie Does Dallas 2, she commented about never making Debbie Does Dallas 3, but anyone watching hta movie, she talks about it and when she mentions the name of the film, Debbie Does.... It's dubbed and the voice, NOT Hers, says Dallas Part 3. BUT, here's where the FAKER ERRED. Swedish Erotica 12 is NOT a movie. Swedish Erotica Volumes are loops, originally 8mm loops transfered to Beta and VHS and later Laserdisc. Bambi Woods appears au natural, Brunette, in Swedish...

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