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Commented on Giant Jiffy Pop Threatens Colorado

What is great is that the family is absolutely bonkers. I state this solely from remembering the TWO times they were on Wife Swap. I can also guarantee that you will NOT see an interview with the parents on this...

Commented on Fat Kid Loves Bacon

Gotta love that episode of Wife Swap!...

Commented on Weekend Caption Competition

Imagine the load I could fit in "that" purse over there!?!...

Commented on Weekend Caption Competition

Amateur stripper night starts up at the local BK...

Commented on MY Toy Of Summer

ok then. They must have mounted it to the bracket then. No biggie, I think it takes away from the look of the car with that bulk up front....

Commented on MY Toy Of Summer

I see that the calipers are already painted and he has the chrome wheels. And the reg sticker looks to be from another state. the absolute first thing I would do is delete the front plate (as long as a...

Commented on MY Toy Of Summer

Welcome to Kappa ownership! I had #14/1000 of the 2006 model and traded up to a 2008 GXP last year. You will definitely enjoy this car. There are plenty of others in your area to drive with and show you...

Commented on "Welcome to the meeting, Twitchy."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIcSuyZjjIM "Have you seen this prick? Report it immediately to Beulla Ballbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls locker room at..." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85PcMJ9D8X0 "My God, the perfect...

Commented on Caption Competition

Right to left: (pffft) Did I just hear that? I smell Bacon! I can't believe someone just farted in my presence. It has an aged oak essence to it....

Commented on It's Good to be President

I am just glad that we all get to pay for this nice vacation that I would never have the opportunity to take....

Commented on Friday Funny: American Body Shop

This was last fall and I don't know if they are going to continue the series. All of them were very funny. Check out Comedy Central's "Baxter and McGuire" web series when you get a chance....

Commented on The Old Guy

You look a LOT like Peter Krause in that photo. Just thought you may want to know....

Commented on Jack & Meg

Jack White - ANY INSTRUMENT (including non-instruments) is the most amazing musician of our time and will continue to prove so! I own every single album and have a copy of each in each of my two cars. You may...

Commented on Cast Into the Pit of Hades

Cigarette tossers. Come people! I have to pay extra for my car for all the research and developement of the ideal place for the ASHTRAY that I don't even use, just so you can roll your window down in sub-zero...

Commented on Dave's Second Challenge

I remember in Ohio that they fine people $50 per butt they toss on the ground when they are caught....

Commented on The Onion Movie - DVD Giveaway

Random, I like random!...

Commented on Caption Competition

You have now ruined my threesome fantasy!...

Commented on Caption Competition

As hard as they tried, the before and after models were actually photographed together!...

Commented on What's he doing up there?

(whispering) Don't look up! Don't look up! ... Mrs. Clause(s), open the skylight so I can get in and have my way with you....

Commented on Haterade's Idol Anal-ysis (Round of 6) - 4/22/08

David Cook will still win the whole thing....

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Frank the Tank commented on Fat Kid Loves Bacon

E might be all happy to forgive, But I for one am not going to stand for it. If we let this injustice happen what will be next? J-Dub posting 'Wednesday is new comic day'? Jeem reporting old monkey news? I can not let this happen. Ivo must be punished. To the gallows with him. Oh, and also welcome....

Travis commented on Fat Kid Loves Bacon

LOL, I saw this episode. The little sh*t calls himself King Curtis. Funny stuff....

Johnny Wright commented on Giant Jiffy Pop Threatens Colorado

I cannot believe this story has a happy ending. The boy is fine. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33330516/ns/us_news-life/ We can now make jokes about the nutty family....

E commented on Giant Jiffy Pop Threatens Colorado

Kids get stuffy. Nothing like a little balloon ride to freshen up your youngun and let him enjoy our delightful Colorado Chinook winds....

EffenIdontcare commented on Giant Jiffy Pop Threatens Colorado

I would, so, pay $19.95 in 3 easy installments for one of those balloons! Even without the popcorn! Awesome!...

Vicky commented on Giant Jiffy Pop Threatens Colorado

Chris Knight said this will really chap Dr. Hathaway's ass. The good news is, Kent got out in time. Now everybody wants to rule the world....

E commented on Giant Jiffy Pop Threatens Colorado

Hypothesis A: Dad is a nut and set the whole thing up for the yucks. BTW, Go Fort Collins! Best place to live in the US (afaict). FC hasn't had this much media prescence since Geraldo came to check out the topless donut shoppe - Debbie Does Donuts. My kind of town....

Baierman commented on Giant Jiffy Pop Threatens Colorado

I saw the family being interviewed last night by Wolf Blitzer. After 5 minutes of listening to the Dad's hazy, confused ramblings I told myself never do anything that stupid. Lets hope I listen....

Jason commented on Giant Jiffy Pop Threatens Colorado

Attention whores....

Tim commented on Giant Jiffy Pop Threatens Colorado

I heard this morning that when the police asked the kid why he hid in the box, he told them that his Dad wanted him to 'make it big'....

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