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Commented on Caption This....

After selecting the new detailing for the county enforcement vehicles, the sheriff detected signs that respect for his authority might be subtly eroding....

Commented on Tell It Like It Is

I agree with Barney. At my house we never discuss politics with the table....

Commented on Caption Competition

Back home in the swamp he could best be described as forgettable, but in the big city Claude became a different man....

Commented on Listen Up!

Innocent bystander or passive-aggressive genius?...

Commented on Well This Explains Everything

I have it on good authority that Billy Mays was Oxycontin clean....

Commented on Steve is so Cool

Who are Ambercroombie and Flitch? Are they cool?...

Commented on When It Comes To Demolition, Use Experts

I now concede that the professions of bowling and demolition are too closely related to support an independent jargon....

Commented on When It Comes To Demolition, Use Experts

And ever since, in the jargon of demolition this became known as the Turkey roll....

Commented on Wrong Answer

Kind of embarrassing for the pink kid....

Commented on Nazi Gnomes in Nuremberg

Only in Germany can a tiny, bearded, pug-nosed, dark-complexioned representation with its arm extended be considered anything but parody. They look like a super little race....

Commented on Caption This!

Kumar knew that, if looks could kill, he and his next five incarnations would be toast by now....

Commented on Kelly Hildebrandt to marry Kelly Hildebrandt

"And he didn't have his shirt on for his Facebook picture." Which was also a coincidence, and what first attracted him to her....

Commented on US Senator: Hell No to Centaurs & Mermaids!

This is unpatriotic. If we abandon this research, we leave the field wide open to the Chinese and Indians. The Indians have a mythology to work with that is way more advanced in this area than ours. They've got a...

Commented on Caption Competition

He was a decent fellow, happy on the inside, as you could tell by his infectious smile. But his feature-rich appearance deflected others from the substance of his personality....

Commented on Suddenly everything was 'dark and smelly'

"I was walking down the street just texting and shit."...

Commented on Caption Competition

Whenever they're chapped, I could cap someone's ass....

Commented on Caption Competition

Why shouldn't I be pissed? I'm a modern woman and I'm still treated like a sexual object....

Commented on District 9

Looks promising. Alien Nation with real aliens and real humans....

Commented on Plane takes off. Man takes off more.

He was actually naked when he went through the virtual strip search machine before boarding, but the operators were unable to detect it....

Commented on Math Porn

Best way to alter election results is to add to them. Add some factor of 1,000 to each district and you don't affect the final digits or the adjacent digits. You can even add strings of 7's and you'll just...

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Bill commented on Caption Competition

She's not on weed, the weeds on HIM!...

Baierman commented on Caption This....

I should have titled this post "NAME THAT TUNE." Given the headphones and all......

Chad commented on Caption This....

"And the cars would come rushing across town. It'd be: WOO WOO WOO WOO And it won't be no siren, it'll be a real fag sitting on the roof going: ' WOO WOO WOO Pull ovah. Pull ovah.'" - Eddie Murphy, Raw...

Leonardo Carvalho commented on Caption This....

The law don't mean shit if you've got the right friends That's how this country's run Twinkies are the best friend I've ever had I fought the law and I won I fought the law and I won I fought the law (and I won) By Dead Kennedys...

mattybats commented on Caption This....

...now with a brand new wardrobe, a new drink of choice , but the same rockin' dance moves...ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Mr. Pee Wee Herman....

G commented on Caption This....

Looks like PeeWee is at it again....

G commented on Caption Competition

Actually, appearances aside, my reception has improved incredibly since dish network was installed!...

Michael commented on Caption Competition

No officer, this grass is just for personal use!...

G commented on Caption Competition

Who am I? Oh, I'm the member of the Fantastic Four they never talk about...the Human Zoysia!...

G commented on Caption Competition

who am I? Oh, I'm the member of the Fantastic Four they never talk about...the Human Zoysia!...

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