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And we need this movie because?...

PZR, I think it doubles as a toilet brush, since that's what it looks like to me. Or you can put a Swiffer wipe on it and dust....

I'm pretty sure this thing doubles as the top award for the Douche Olympics. It doesn't go around your neck, though....

I am betting the Comfort Grip II, comes with "bristle" attachment and includes two "AA" batteries!...

Hmm. Maybe there is something sneaky going on here. Look at the picture and imagine you dont know what this product is being marketed as. It's a hot chick with a large, ergonomically shaped probe.... I'm not saying, I'm just saying. I used to work at WaterPik and it is my understanding that people did things with shower massages and electric toothbrushes that were not approved by the FDA. Not that there's anything wrong with that......

Comfort Wipe + Sham Wow= nightmare Its pretty sad when people are fat enough to justify making something like that, damn! At what point do the rail road crossing guards drop down in your mind? Too fat to wipe your ass? Just use a stick with a sham wow tied to the end. What they should do is tie a twinkie to the end and put it on a treadmill, that could actually be useful!...

Damn Baier, you owe me a new keyboard! @Matochist: This one can be easier used in an internal cleaning, if you're so inclined. It's more, how could I say, anatomic? "Too bad this thing came out after Jackass went off the air. I can picture Johnny Knoxville whacking Bam Margera upside the head with one of these things...." --> With a used piece of toilet paper attached to the end. PZR, you can use your imagination to figure where I'm thinking one could put it after using....