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Commented on No Bolo Ties. Not Now. Not Ever.

sorry it took me, I threw my back out... douchebagery......

Commented on Time Wasters

These things are hard to play with a trackpad... or I just suck Battery is still charging......

Commented on Johnny Wright's Starring Vehicle

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudes! I just got a Sony Cyber-shot from my Dad for my birthday! Too fucking cool... I'm a gunna take a bunch of pics as soon as the damn battery is charged. Why don't they charge the battery before they...

Commented on Johnny Wright's Starring Vehicle

I can't believe I didn't follow that one. It's been a little crazy by me, my thugs and I have our work cut out for us and work/roommates are getting a little much. I can't follow this as much as...

Commented on Steve Jobs (Not) Dead

oops... forgot the wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_premature_obituaries...

Commented on Steve Jobs (Not) Dead

Here ya go CLC_08: http://www.snopes.com/humor/mediagoofs/cnnobits.asp...

Commented on 89 FM

Douchebagery......

Commented on Over the Edge

Miss C, can I have the coordinates of your cable company? I will go there now to drop my daily dump on them....

Commented on Johnny Wright's Starring Vehicle

I've looked around for it but I can't find the post it was under. I can't believe I missed that! Hows everything up there today Angie?...

Commented on Craftin' with Aunt Flo

Douchebagery......

Commented on This is most disturbing

I hope the fish didn't take a big dump while in her mouth......

Commented on Johnny Wright's Starring Vehicle

I missed this to celebrate my roomies birthday yesterday? Damn that sucks... No one got back to me on where the turd sandwich discussion was being held so I can comment on it. I am Jeni Gump and I have...

Commented on The Clichés of Cinema Keep On Truckin'

I can't believe we didn't touch on this considering the DNC is on. What about the corrupt politician or the corrupt FBI/CIA guy? Both of them have been through the training Leo described also neglecting to read the "How to...

Commented on The Juggling Stripper

Yah Dave, unicycle's, I lived in Hoboken where Stevens Institute of Technology is and some students were avid riders and they got some tail. I think it's one of those hobbies that a chick wants to learn and teaching chicks...

Commented on Johnny Wright's Starring Vehicle

Where was the discussion on the turd sandwich?...

Commented on Johnny Wright's Starring Vehicle

When I was growing up, if I got a cold, fell and scraped an elbow, or any other malady my Father asked us if we had a big sleep and if we took our daily dump. That was his solution...

Commented on Johnny Wright's Starring Vehicle

C&C Music factory said it best: Everybody dance now (x2) Give me the music (x2) Everybody dance now (x2) Yeah yeah yeah Everybody dance now Yeah yeah yeah Everybody Here is thedome back with the bass The jam is live...

Commented on Johnny Wright's Starring Vehicle

I think I might do that, start Jeni Gump's big dump weight loss system. I'll do an infomercial with Billy Mayes and Tony Little. Billy can handle bathroom descenting devices and Tony Little can show us ways to work out,...

Commented on Johnny Wright's Starring Vehicle

You're welcome CLC_08. When I started to drop the weight I found that producing my daily dump was more important than most of the other work I was doing. You really should fill your diet with good dump producing foods...

Commented on The Juggling Stripper

Douchebagery... What? Expecting something else? I thought you guys were to check with me first on what not to do to get laid. Dave, we're gunna have to man you up a bit with some unicycleing lessons. And Leo, thanks...

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Spanky commented on The Worst Bands Of All Time

Outstanding list, Johnny! Here's mine: 10. Metallica 9. Skid Row 8. Dokken 7. Motley Crue 6. Poison 5. April Wine 4. Nickelback 3. Starland Vocal Band 2. Jonas Brothers 1. Bourgeois Tagg Honorable Mention insults go to Creed, Dogstar, Starship, Presidents of the United States of America, 10,000 Maniacs, Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians, Loverboy, Zen Butcher, and too many others to bother naming ... BTW, ever heard of Zen Butcher?...

Spanky commented on The Worst Bands Of All Time

I also hate Korn. They sucked arse. Good call, finulanu....

E commented on John McCain's Housing Hullabaloo

Hey Myrtle. You thought other people were 'pathetic' for some reason and you never could say why. I'm very glad Obama took the high road and didn't follow your advice. You are welcome and apology accepted!...

barracuda commented on Cakes That Look Like Steak

steaks 2 and 3 definitely "take the cake!"...

Chad commented on Monkey Ice Capades

After seeing this, my life is now complete....

Design Your Own Tattoo commented on The Top 10 Most Stupid Tattoos

Lol! I've seen some of these and unfortunately much worse. Come on people, does the word permanent mean anything to you?...

Johnny Wright commented on The Top 10 Most Stupid Tattoos

Let me translate that last comment: I have a ton of hacky and cliched tattoos and felt really stupid reading this....

Johnny Wright commented on Where Are They Now? The Cast of Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Echo, your dad is getting more and more incoherent by the week....

alypage1999 commented on Send In The Freaks

this is a cool picture guys yall did good for a snake...

Haley commented on The Top 10 Most Stupid Tattoos

that is funny. I recently posted a bolg which went into the subject of retarded tattoos. Barbed wire was def one of them but I think we missed a few. the Tear drop men with a belly button tattoo ( I actually know someone ) ICP tattoos :( and pretty much anything on the face. anyone with any of these I like to refer to as DB's. DB's typically feel the need to get douchey tattoos to overcompensate bc of the fact that they have a small penis....

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