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3 words: Kool Aid Pickle. http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=Q57&resnum=0&q=kool+aid+pickle&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=K0-NSt-QKpPWlAey88mcDA&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=4...

coconut oil lotion cheap convenience store fruit pie dice and a piece of cardboard crown air freshener: http://www.allproducts.com/gift/sundeal/Product-200291021210-l.jpg fast food kids meal toys huge fake diamond earring...

So the girlfriend was a bit nutty, but what kind of character goes away for two weeks and never calls his girlfriend? I get leaving the phone off to avoid random charges, but to never call or hit an internet...

I loved Miss Cellania's posts about the mysterious 2nd floor of her new house...I will say I'm quite disappointed that there doesn't seem to be a handful of rotting corpses up there....

John's desperate attempt to draw attention away from his receding hairline went awry....