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Commented on Three Keyboard Cat Moon T Shirt Giveaway

What has two thumbs, no shame, and an ironic sense of style? This guuuuuy!...

Commented on Princess Bride Game Giveaway

He distinctly said, "To blaaaaathe."...

Commented on Popstar Guitar - Wii Game Giveaway

I refuse to buy any of these guitar video games until one of them includes the song with the greatest bass line of all time: The Fraggle Rock theme song....

Commented on The Onion Movie - DVD Giveaway

The Onion is great, and I'm sure the DVD will be brilliant. However, not paying money for it might be even more brilliant......

Commented on Picture Caption Competition

"Missed a spot."...

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Morganya commented on Princess Bride Game Giveaway

My ultimate favorite: Inigo: Look, he bested you with strength, your greatness. He bested me with steel. He must have out-thought Vizzini, and a man who can do that can plan my castle's onslaught any day. Let's go. A very close second: Inigo: He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using....

Friggan commented on Princess Bride Game Giveaway

On a related note, get your own Dread Pirate Roberts action figure! http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=NC46200 looks awesome!! "Good night Westley, sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning"...

iamup commented on Princess Bride Game Giveaway

Prince Humperdinck: Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work, but I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it; I'm swamped. Count Rugen: Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, then you haven't got anything....

Frank the Tank commented on Three Keyboard Cat Moon T Shirt Giveaway

And the winning comment is.... 'Scaramouch, Give me the t-shirt or I will burn your house to the ground.'...

phatlard commented on Three Keyboard Cat Moon T Shirt Giveaway

don't listen to frank the tank scara. he couldn't start a fire even if he had 2 jacko's to rub together....

Johnny Chicago commented on Three Keyboard Cat Moon T Shirt Giveaway

Hey kids! Look at me! I'm a twenty-something hipster douchebag wearing a trendy "now" t-shirt! Look at my hair, $80 dollars! Look at my unshaven face! Look at my so ultra cool $125.00 retro vintage Levis! LOOK AT ME! I'm gonna go to (post trendy nightclub here) and get right in 'cause I'm gonna call the big black security guard "bro" as I give him a half a hug, soul shake for his fat hand and "give him some love"! LOOK AT ME, goddammit!...

Bigus Dickus commented on Three Keyboard Cat Moon T Shirt Giveaway

Will trade moustache rides for keyboard cat.......

Jason commented on Three Keyboard Cat Moon T Shirt Giveaway

This is the only way this dick is getting inside three pussies and a moon....

Scaramouch commented on Three Keyboard Cat Moon T Shirt Giveaway

This competition is now closed. I'll pick a winner from the above and announce shortly. Thanks everyone who entered....

EffenIdontcare commented on Three Keyboard Cat Moon T Shirt Giveaway

Ok, but, I fail to see the humor here. Maybe, if the guys fly was open or something....

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