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Local man wins DVD in contest....

As much as I would like to win, I have questions about the process. Will my screen name and other's be put in a black bag and taken for a ride in a van without windows? Will the said bag be questioned mercilessly for hours with out food or water? Will it be subject to "water boarding?" Will it eventually be dumped by some large civil project where the homeless person sleeping near by will pick it up, give it a jacket because it’s cold and then teach it to live on the street? Will this black bag of names...

Must have onion...

I'll never be able to look at my wifes CareBear the same!...

Please pick me. I love my onion with caramel sauce on top....

I hate you and everything you stand for. Please give me a DVD. Thank you....

I wish to win this prize. Please pick me. Regards,...

Hillary for Pres...oops, too late. May I still win the DVD?...

Onions make me cry. I can bawl on forever if I'm chopping onions. But I really want to cry tears of some good ass laughs watching the Onion Movie. I hear the hypocrisies of the world can do that to you. On yeah when I was little, like 5- I was proposed with an onion ring from some kid I hardly knew. We just met and played for 1 afternoon. The onion ring lasted just as long as the relationship. I gobbled it and enjoyed every last morsel. Ymmmmm....

i wanna win, its teh greatest movie of all time, but i cant find it anywhere...