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Commented on Fifty People

Oh my god... when that guy said "to get my son back".. it broke me down. Maybe because I'm a new father.. but... i can't even imagine. One line turned a funny, quarky film into such a powerful emotion. It...

Commented on I don't want to upgrade!

iTunes menu > Preferences >> General tab at the bottom, uncheck 'Check for updates automatically'...

Commented on Oral Sex

Thanks, now I'm switching to gel toothpaste....

Commented on Pure Happiness

oh no you DI'nt...

Commented on Caption Competition

Billy didn't know why they called it "Darwin's Drop", but he heard there was an award involved, so thought he'd try it......

Commented on why Cuil is teh suck

According to their info page, 'Cuil' is an old Irish word for knowledge....

Commented on 22,000 Veterans Have Called Suicide Hot-Line

No big surprise. In the Vietnam war the US lost almost 60,000 soldiers to enemy fire. Since the war ended more than 75,000 have taken their own lives. I think waging unjust war takes it's toll far beyond what the...

Commented on 1 pitch. 8 wins.

Shouldn't the title be '8 pitches, 8 wins'?...

Commented on Caption Competition

Special Forces solves the problem of ever having to call "MAN DOWN"....

Commented on Starbury's New Tattoo

Good thing he didn't tattoo the price on his head... it's already been raised to $14.98. Guess those little Malaysian kids makin' 'em asked for a penny raise....

Commented on Stickin' It To A-Rod

If you were the greatest baseball player of all time you'd think you deserved more than one woman too. Cut 'em some slack. (:...

Commented on Testify?

so put his fat ass in jail...

Commented on Competition Winners & new Tips policy

how about going thru all the old 'caption competitions' and picking the best captions and reposting them with the winner. Doesn't have to be a prize, but I think I may have won a couple of those, and it keeps...

Commented on Lunch Hour Veg - Tom Waits Edition

Tom for President Of The World...

Commented on Dave's Third Challenge

Yes, you were definitely wrong. Going to the counter to fill out forms ... at the atm, in the post office, at the dmv, everywhere... does not mean you are still in line. Everyone in the free world seems to...

Commented on Alternative Energy Source: Breasts

I think I've heard that pun before, if mammary serves......

Commented on Pass the sugar

Good for them. They should post the saturated fat content too....

Commented on Caption Competition

That sure as hell ain't old Mr. Withers under that disguise......

Commented on The Onion Movie - DVD Giveaway

I've heard it has many layers, and will make you cry....

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E commented on Oral Sex

Safe for work, but still obscene. YBNBY in the hizz-ouse!...

Jeni Gump commented on Stickin' It To A-Rod

Dave, Madonna already pimped an imaginary NY accent earlier in her career....

Jeni Gump commented on 22,000 Veterans Have Called Suicide Hot-Line

Thanks for your service Gary. I'd just like to point out something that people tend to overlook. This is the first time in history that people are more comfortable about coming out with their mental health issues and knowing that these men and women are calling instead of committing is a good thing. Does anyone know the data about pre-hotline successful suicides in comparison?...

Jeni Gump commented on why Cuil is teh suck

This kinda makes me embarrassed to be Irish....

Jeni Gump commented on Caption Competition

'Tommy wait, I didn't mean I wish YOU hadn't been born, I meant your Father.'...

Jeni Gump commented on Pure Happiness

You wana ride my Hershey highway baby?...

Jeni Gump commented on Oral Sex

I think they should have used Oral-B for the chick to decipher the difference between the sexes. Doesn't Reach on Reach kinda allude to homosexuality? Or is it more like wanking off fantasy that one toothbrush is having and the other toothbrush is a fantasy or blowup doll? Actually, Oral-B could also be construed as a male toothbrush also. Miss C., I'm confused, is this gay or straight porn? All pron is good, save furries and beastophilisim so it's a good post but now I'm left perplexed....

Scaramouch commented on Fifty People

Wow, now your comments are making me tear up. Let's all have a group hug....

Don't Swayze Bro commented on Fifty People

I'd wish for world peace, under my total authority. And a harem. And so many guns it would make you go blind. Because I'd shoot your eyes out with them. I'm surprised they cut the part where Steve Martin answered the question. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPVuHP3OXk0...

phatlard commented on Fifty People

I second what chad said. What a cool idea. Check the big brain on chad!...

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