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My name is sarcastic one...I am uppity yet have the sense of humor of a 13 year old boy. We don't all have to get along, we just have to argue more creatively---flame wars and spam posts are for Yahoo's OMG pages. I am one of the founding members of the Pillow Fight Club (PFC) and honored to be included in the Loyal 77. I've been called sarcastic, and I've been called snarky. A favorite phrase that I feel sums it up is 'snarkastic'. I chose my icon because some days I truly believe in the "I want to be Barbie, that bitch has everything" phrase... C'mon---if she wants to change careers, all she has to do is change an outfit--not return to school for years at a time! Although I have no aspirations to be Cougar Barbie when I'm 50....I'd rather be like Miss C--wise, witty, with a good man and my future kids by my side.

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Commented on Hump Day Halloween Caption Competition

The first sign that you have a little disease called Saturday Night Fever (later renamed H19N77 to avoid giving a day of the week a bad reputation)......

Commented on Quote for the Day.

I would quote one of our nation's many dumb politicians here, but then I would give away my undisclosed location because he is a regional yet known nationwide kind of guy. And, actually, he loves the attention, good or bad...

Commented on The 2009 State of The Forum Address

SP, I'll bring the baby oil...I bought the Sam's Club pallet months ago...that's how I keep escaping crate life so I can handle the rest of what life has thrown at me (grateful for it, don't get me wrong, but...

Commented on Change the Subject

Wow--I wanted to drop in with my once a month or quarter or so comment, but how do I follow two posts about peeing a little? Maybe by floating the theory that it wasn't pee...but that Vicky was excited. and...

Commented on Happy Birthday, Brother Bill!

Happy belated birthday Brother Bill...father of the most commented on forum post ever! SO...

Commented on Change the Subject

Hey boys....life is good but hectic these days... moved, started school, and started a new job where I'm too busy to post even if the firewall would let me... had to say hi but it'll be a while before I...

Commented on Change the Subject

Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated...it's just that every time I tried to post anything, Kanye would grab the keyboard out of my hands... leaving me speechless....

Commented on Weight Loss Advice.

Effen, sign up for the newsletters from Eat This, Not That ( at http://eatthis.menshealth.com/) and hungrygirl (at http://www.hungry-girl.com/)--don't be scared off from the fact that it's entitled 'girl'--they both have realistic ideas for what food to replace with what, they...

Commented on Caption Competition Winner

they look even better when you hold a YBNBY mug in your hand when you wear them....

Commented on Change the Subject

Just hope he doesn't pull a Woody Allen in a few years and hook up with Rumor or one of her sisters....she admitted she had a crush on him before he started dating Demi. That would be so awkward to...

Commented on Quote for the Day.

"it's like getting a hooker to play cards with"...

Commented on Quote for the Day.

"she tivo'd The Departed"...

Commented on Echo & Johnny Go To Vampire Party

But Cindy would never part with them to ship them to us! just kidding......

Commented on Echo & Johnny Go To Vampire Party

Noooooooooooooo!!!! You already left us once--did you not read all of the tear-stained postings and comments during your leave of absence? Dave was especially downtrodden--we threw a few "dammit Daves" his way, but it just wasn't the same, especially since...

Commented on Echo & Johnny Go To Vampire Party

Tim, his hair is the product of Axe hair products for men--one of our fine sponsors. I think instead it was 5 o'clock shadow that inspired that comment...no?...

Commented on Change the Subject

Actually, I think that Ashton is probably fairly intelligent...he branched out into creating/producing shows, restaurant investments, acting in movies and other gigs while still on That 70s Show instead of waiting til it was over and wondering where his next...

Commented on Change the Subject

And you don't have to push Keanu aside...big enough bed and you can put one of them on either side of you.......

Commented on Change the Subject

Hmmm...thanks for the head's up. You can keep the pillow...I'll just picture the FH as him......

Commented on Change the Subject

Was it "a lot like love"?...

Commented on From the Breakfast Links

Challenge for the YBNBY crew--I want to see Scara, Echo, Baier and Johnny compete in this and then each do their own write-up...(or Scara and Johnny can write about it while Echo and Baier twitter the whole thing E--"I'm in...

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Phuqtwatt commented on Fuck Twitter

Hey "twitter" go to hell... Twitter.com (yes, the multiple massive spam (unsolicited commercial email) originated from the original twitter.com) spammed every single email address of my business starting with admin@ support@ etc. I will never consider such sites as "twatter" or "facebook" or other jokes and spammers like that. And ALWAYS the "invitation" comes from a person with an East Indian name.... nothing against East Indians, but clearly twitter, facebook etc. are acting as low life spammers. Boycott them....

goddessdrop242 commented on The Good Wife's Guide from 1955

I read this in school a while back and alot of the girls thought it was really awful. I'm going to have to disagree. See, back in the fifties and sixties jobs really were alot harder. There were no computers to do everything for you. Plus, women usually stayed home and had alot of free time. Not nearly as many women worked back then as they do now. I think this guide worked back then, but in our society now I don't think it works....

Melissa commented on The Deal Breakers

I really take exception to the lightsabre comment. I happen to have a decent Star Wars collection, and I'd be bummed if someone were to dismiss me because of that. I mean, at least I don't carry my lightsabre around with me....

Jason commented on The Deal Breakers

Melissa, I hope a "Leia" outfit is somewhere in that collection. That's the only way I'm forgiving any woman for having a lightsabre. My short list: 1. Thinks Sarah Palin 2012 is a good idea. I'm a republican and that's still a deal breaker. 2. Quotes anyone from Fox news and/or Rush Limbaugh. And one from real life: 3. Looks at your picture on Facebook and says "I don't like 'joke' t-shirts." Honestly, I canceled a date because of that. What's the use of dating someone I can't wear 90% of my wardrobe around? Humorless bitch....

G commented on Hump Day Halloween Caption Competition

Yes...I remember MY first drink!...

easy commented on 99 Seinfeld References

wow, Jerry looks just like David Duchovny in this picture....

Leonardo Carvalho commented on Hump Day Halloween Caption Competition

Bigus Diskus in da house!...

Susan commented on Where the streets have bad names

I live in Arkansas, 5 miles south of "Hooker", 15 miles north of "Goobertown" and 20 miles east of "Baldknob"....

Susan commented on Where the streets have bad names

oh, and forgot to add "Possum grape" which is close to "oil trough" in Arkansas.....

Baierman commented on Where the streets have bad names

Send photos susan. That's priceless....

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