I'm gonna ask you a simple question and I want you to listen to me: Who's the big winner here tonight at the casino? Huh? Mikey, that's who. Mikey's the big winner. Mikey wins....
Hey kids! Look at me! I'm a twenty-something hipster douchebag wearing a trendy "now" t-shirt! Look at my hair, $80 dollars! Look at my unshaven face! Look at my so ultra cool $125.00 retro vintage Levis! LOOK AT ME! I'm gonna go to (post trendy nightclub here) and get right in 'cause I'm gonna call the big black security guard "bro" as I give him a half a hug, soul shake for his fat hand and "give him some love"! LOOK AT ME, goddammit!...