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Commented on Caption Competition

@Ben Lurkin: Tasteless. Funny, but tasteless... In order to stay in the tasteless theme, I give you: Just a little farther and you'll never need a man again......

Commented on POLL: Duh, Dur or Doi?

By the way Sheriff Pablo, "derp" or "der" are current favorites of mine as well. To add one more to the pot, when faced with a particularly ignorant, self-obvious or unintelligible statement I like to respond with "snuh?". Thank you,...

Commented on POLL: Duh, Dur or Doi?

"Doy", or "doi", if you will, started out (this was in ~1980) as "doy now" in the local lexicon, then was inevitably shortened to simply "Doy". Though I am at a loss to explain the origins of the quip, a...

Commented on Bounce O Meter

Motorboat! Motorboat! Motorboat! Motorboat! Motorboat! Motorboat!...

Commented on POLL: Duh, Dur or Doi?

This should be an "assign 3 to the most frequently-used, 2 to the second most frequently-used and 1 to the most seldom-used" type of survey -- I use all 3 (and perhaps a few others) in various situations. But "duh"...

Commented on The Passing of Proposition 8

I am saddened and embarrassed by the passing of this proposition. For the record, I voted "No" on the measure and, with only one exception, everyone I know also voted "No". I have several thoughts on the reasons that this...

Commented on 15 stars who'd go to the opening of a envelope

Is it something I should be proud of if I only recognize a few of these people? On one hand I feel hopelessly out of "the loop" (whatever that means), but on the other hand I apparently haven't been wasting...

Commented on Caption Competition

Another sign that the RIAA is taking illegal music downloads a little too personally......

Commented on Caption Competition

Careful -- that first step is a doozy......

Commented on Lunch Hour Veg - Tom Waits Edition

All the videos are "no longer available" -- guess I'll have to search YouTube myself....

Commented on Little boys do stupid things too

My 5-year-old son loves to paint his fingernails and toenails at every opportunity. No lipstick, though. Yet....

Commented on Dave's First Challenge

Good advice, Dave. Please pardon me while I pick a nit: Turds are expelled from the large intestine, not the small intestine....

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