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Commented on Stanford Band Takes Shot At Girls Gone Wild Guy

I believe it was Flannery O'Connor who said "The Stanford Junior Varsity Marchers would have been a good band if it had somebody there to shoot them every minute of their life." Or at least run over their trombone player...

Commented on Weekend Math Refresher

The square root of creepy is equal to (jet ski footage of self) divided by (attic raccoon believed to be a ghost)....

Commented on The "Just York" Movement

I say update it to something super current: New Hamster Dance That'll never get old....

Commented on Civil Rights Vs. Tea Parties: A Comparative Analysis

Either that or JW just isn't that funny. But he was recently seen in a video wearing a Seattle Seahawks hardhat, so I'd go with your first instinct....

Commented on Caption Competition (difficulty: mind bending)

Somewhere over the rainbow, there...is...porn....

Commented on The C-String

It looks more like Hello Kitty Enema....

Commented on Big G Dances

That mascot has epilepsy. You shouldn't make fun....

Commented on Civil Rights Vs. Tea Parties: A Comparative Analysis

I thought of another similarity! Civil Rights had ignorant gasbags like George Wallace opposing it every step of the way. Tea Parties have JW....

Commented on VVV

Fear of Girls http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mp7Ikko8SI&feature=related Idiot Basket Ladder http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eRKguz9v6A Technoviking (action rolls at about 40 seconds) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1nzEFMjkI4 Date My Avatar http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urNyg1ftMIU New Wave Country http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPmL-_haRac Fette's Vette http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baRCq3twqww Peanut Butter Jelly Time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3ZAGBL6UBA...

Commented on The "Just York" Movement

I'm holding out for a blenoaster, anyhow....

Commented on The "Just York" Movement

The good news is that if this catches on, you'll be known as the "York Dork." If it doesn't catch on, it'll have the same effect....

Commented on Caption Competition (difficulty: mind bending)

Worst. Mario. Level. Ever....

Commented on Caption Competition

The 3 Chords and the Truth feud descends into madness....

Commented on Ninja Ass Ass

aka: Chords & The Truth 1.75...

Commented on Women's Soccer = Awesomeness!

Sock her? No, sock you!...

Commented on 3.3 Chords & the Truth With Johnny Wright Episode #1

I bet JW stole that helmet from Texas A&M. They invented helmets....

Commented on Watching Movies Backwards

Three Chords and the Truth backwards is about two mortal enemies becoming friends, ending in a douchey montage....

Commented on Watching Movies Backwards

The Poseidon Adventure is about a rag-tag bunch of civilians who descend into a capsized ship in order to turn it over before the passengers all drown....

Commented on Watching Movies Backwards

Requiem for a Heavyweight is about an ex-pro wrestler who tries his hand at boxing, and loses, but feels pretty good about himself....

Commented on Watching Movies Backwards

12 Angry Men is about decisive jury that descends into friendliness....

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Truth B Told commented on Civil Rights Vs. Tea Parties: A Comparative Analysis

This is one of the most offensive posts I have ever seen on YbNbY. It may shock some posters on this blog to know that like the voting public at large, 50% of YbNbY's readers are Conservatives. Insulting half of your readership is just plain stupid....

G commented on Caption Competition

we have a winnah in haba's entry!!...

G commented on Caption Competition

The only horse's ass we don't see is the one on the animal!...

G commented on Caption Competition (difficulty: mind bending)

If "Dumbo" were remade by Catherine Breillat. (used it before, but its still apt!)...

phatlard commented on The C-String

they do vicky. they're called f-string. jk ya can't softball 'em in there like that, you know i'm gona dog it....

Vicky commented on The C-String

Haha, the f-string! I agree with Evangeline, if that were my only option, I think I'd go commando....

Leonardo Carvalho commented on The C-String

Aw Vicky... just when I was ordering a camouflage c-string and sending your way with a request for pictures... You girls are a bunch of sissies! Take a close look at Rio's Carnival Parade. The girls do the samba while walking for a whole hour with a c-string and high heels. And a smile in their faces. --Methinks that those attires are discarded as Biohazard Material whe the parade is over--...

Baierman commented on Civil Rights Vs. Tea Parties: A Comparative Analysis

most of the voting public at large are conservatives. Now that's some funny humor right there....

Dr. Zhivago commented on Civil Rights Vs. Tea Parties: A Comparative Analysis

Wow, I love it that there are so many people offended by this! I find it funny that corporations are so good at manipulating people that large numbers of them actually think that the Tea Baggers are a real grass roots movement and not the creation of powerful corporations in order to avoid a loss of profits. If the Tea Baggers were real, why weren’t they pissed about wasting billions and billions of our dollars a month on pointless wars in the Middle East? If they were real, why didn’t they care about blowing billions of our dollars to prop...

E commented on Weekend Math Refresher

"Dear Johnny, U + Me = US Love , Echo."...

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