Onions make me cry. I can bawl on forever if I'm chopping onions. But I really want to cry tears of some good ass laughs watching the Onion Movie. I hear the hypocrisies of the world can do that to you. On yeah when I was little, like 5- I was proposed with an onion ring from some kid I hardly knew. We just met and played for 1 afternoon. The onion ring lasted just as long as the relationship. I gobbled it and enjoyed every last morsel. Ymmmmm....