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Commented on It's <em>One Nation Under God</em> In Case You Forgot

That. Is. Epic. So much stupid condensed and distilled into a single piece of artwork. This thing should be locked away in a secret vault that is itself locked away inside a secret vault that is buried under a mountain....

Commented on The Rape Tunnel. But is it art?

You've been had. The tunnel: http://www.geversaircraft.com/wt/wt5x7.htm The blog post is "performance art" I suppose. Funny....

Commented on 10 Products That Could Save The Glen Beck Show

I want Glenn to succeed at something too. http://diebeckdie.blogspot.com/...

Commented on Monkey Cat Burglar!

Wait, the monkey did not steal a cat? This headline disappoints....

Commented on Nazi Gnomes in Nuremberg

You mean "Gnazi Gnomes" C'mon! Low hanging fruit, people....

Commented on When A Striptease Goes Bad (SFW)

One of the aforementioned way a striptease can go wrong happened to me. It's too traumatic to say more....

Commented on Lest We Forget Jacko Fans...

No Mulligans. Have a seat over there, MJ...IN HELL. Fans, cry me a river....

Commented on R.I.P. Michael Jackson

Goldblum lives! Awesome. My tweet, "Brundle Fell" will have to wait. As for MJ, hope he is having a "seat over there" next to satan...on something sharp and rusty no less. Pedophiles deserve no kind thoughts to accompany them off...

Commented on Introducing Television

As a copywriter, seeing "advantageous patents" in print makes me sad....

Commented on David Letterman Discusses Sarah Palin Jokes

"Apparently none of the 19 colleges Governor Palin offered English classes." That sentence should probably not appear in the same paragraph with, "That is an embarrassing attempt at grammar and sentence structure." Just saying....

Commented on The Client/Vendor Relationship

I am a copywriter, so I am getting a kick out this. Oh wait, sorry, meant to say that I am getting kicked in the groin by a client, but at least it's within the scope of work. Well, actually...

Commented on LAPD Delivers a Boot to Criminal's Head

Come now. We all know its the 90% of bad cops giving the other 10% a bad name. It's just not fair....

Commented on Where's the chicken?

How is this racist? It has been called racist all over the place, but how is this so? Unflattering? Perhaps. Crapulent journalism? Without a doubt. The people featured are not being coached to act in a certain way, the commentary...

Commented on The Master Bater X Tee

Nobody, NOBODY loves Jesus that much. Shirt should say, "Hi, I am full of shit." If in fact they aren't spanking it, perhaps it should read, "Future sexual-sadist serial killer" or "ask me where the bodies are buried."...

Commented on Oh those wacky wacky Japanese

AH! I think that made me crazy. Did not know you could catch crazy...but that did it....

Commented on Creepiest. Funeral. Ever.

Angel's last stand. RIMSHOT!...

Commented on Caption Competition

A stunning example of Internet Rule 39....

Commented on Caption Competition

Now put your left hand on the throttle arm and pull...NO, NO! That's not the throttle arm....

Commented on Grandpa's Caption Competition

Gary Glitter shown 15 minutes after his release from prison....

Commented on Quitting Life

Well, if I was to start over, I suppose I'd get a random shot at new parents. 99.9 percent chance of trading up. Ergo I'd save on years of therapy and be less inclined to pick up pass times like...

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Sheriff Pablo commented on The Rape Tunnel. But is it art?

The cake is a lie chad....The cake is a lie... Vicky, I havent heard the term "Dinkus" since 1990 or so. Good one!...

Steve commented on The Rape Tunnel. But is it art?

I might make a tunnel called the "Have your money stolen tunnel"....

Scaramouch commented on The Rape Tunnel. But is it art?

It occurred to me overnight that this might have been a whole lot better as the Make-Me-A-Sandwich Tunnel, the Give-Me-A Backrub Overpass, or possibly even the I'm-Ready-For-My-Blowjob Glory Hole....

Tim commented on The Rape Tunnel. But is it art?

or Welcome-To-My-Wind Tunnel...

Daniel commented on The Rape Tunnel. But is it art?

If Plato's Republic existed today, we would all be allowed to beat this man with his own tunnel. Death to the pop-art infidels! Viva real mirror-holding Art!...

John commented on The Rape Tunnel. But is it art?

Listen to the lovely bleat-chorus. Don't they realise that rape is the new encaustic? Red? Blue? Cubist? Impressionist? Lemme consult my stupid art history book... No, it's RAPE!...

Ben Lurkin commented on The Rape Tunnel. But is it art?

" I think it should be called the really not Rape, Rape tunnel ... " – Whoopi Goldberg...

Michael commented on The Rape Tunnel. But is it art?

Lets just say, i will laugh...out loud, if the first person to go through the tunnel has AIDS......

Ro commented on It's <em>One Nation Under God</em> In Case You Forgot

No comment on the prev. post, only on the painting. My appreciation of the painting comes from my understanding of the divine principle of freedom and free agency or our right to choose. How can we be properly judged of God if we are not free to make our choices. The Constitution was crafted to reinforce our divine right of freedom of choice. I believe it was inspired of God and upheld by Christ. What has been done to it today compared to what it offered freedom seeking people when it was created. We don't even study it's principles in...

meatrun commented on The Rape Tunnel. But is it art?

Art is in the eye of the beholder. I would rather look at a painting of a landscape then this but that does not mean its not art....

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