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I figure it like this: 1. Caroline Kennedy got a pony. 2. This election has been much tougher on First Daughters-elect than 1960's was. Therefore, the Obama girls deserve More Dog than just any puppy. Which means there can be...

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sarcastic one commented on What Kind of Puppy Should the Obamas Get?

The Joey...well, apparently they are kind of high strung...Obama is on the laid back side... and according to someone I know, they poop for days... Not sure how a high strung dog would handle the press corps...and the Easter Egg Hunt/Roll would never be the same......

Tim commented on What Kind of Puppy Should the Obamas Get?

Sarcky - "according to someone I know, they poop for days" I'd get some new friends....

sarcastic one commented on What Kind of Puppy Should the Obamas Get?

haha...the greyhound, not the person...

Sheriff Pablo commented on What Kind of Puppy Should the Obamas Get?

English bulldog. Nothing says class like an english bulldog. Plus they look cool in a top-hat....

Annadeus commented on What Kind of Puppy Should the Obamas Get?

I'm allergic but if I ruled the world.. err I mean the US.. I think I would want Snoopy by my side. So I suggest a beagle. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Cadet2_crop.jpg...

mobudaki commented on What Kind of Puppy Should the Obamas Get?

he should get a white (albino maybe) Alaskan sled dog and double-piss of the Republicans/haters. except that he's more about unity, and YAY to that. ~T...

Jeem commented on What Kind of Puppy Should the Obamas Get?

Wow, those would have to be some pretty powerful pheromones to waft all the way across the White House lawn, but I do think the sight of a pack of dogs humping the front gate could go a long way in healing our troubled nation. As far as hypo-allergicity (allergicness?) is concerned, a poodle could be okay, I guess. I had one as a kid, and they're really smart. Just as long as they don't go all Doris Day with the grooming: http://teddybear.magicspring.com/poodels_bt2.jpg...

Bigus Dickus commented on What Kind of Puppy Should the Obamas Get?

I can't believe you overlooked the Dalmation! It's black and white color can come to symoblize the uniting of blacks and whites throughout the nation as we come under new leadship and new direction. Ok...I'm talking out of my ass now....

pablopk commented on What Kind of Puppy Should the Obamas Get?

i think that the family should go to the SPCA and let the girls play with the dogs and pick one. there are always shitsui and poodle mixes. and wouldn't that be cool if our president saved a dog rather than bought one??...

Tim commented on What Kind of Puppy Should the Obamas Get?

Bigus Dickus - That makes about as much sense as getting a Shih Tsu to improve relations with China! Oops. Carry on....

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