ConservaLiberCrat_08's Profile

Hi. I’m Nicole. I’m an uneducated, unaware, anti-social jackass who is brutally honest and dysfunctional. I take pride in my warped (at times psychotic) sense of humor. I watch figure skating competitions for the sole purpose of seeing someone fall. As such, I’ve recently started paying closer attention to models on the catwalk. I’m a big Laker fan. You can go ahead and put me in the same category as Jack Nicholson, Chevy Chase, and Leo DiCaprio. Just so we’re clear – I love the Lakers, not Kobe Bryant. I’ll be a Kobe fan as long as he’s sporting the purple and gold. The moment he leaves, all bets are off. So please be advised that Kobe-bashers don’t phase me, and any efforts to get me worked up by bashing him, will all be in vain. I love to drag race. It’s a fun hobby, and I highly recommend anyone who hasn’t tried it, to give it a shot at least once before you die. I love Jazz. I’m a collector (that sounded pretty cool – like I’m in a higher tax bracket or something). But seriously, I am. Not “Kenny G.” Jazz either. That’s bullshit, and Kenny G. sucks. I like heavy-hitters like Dexter Gordon, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Lee Morgan, Ahmad Jamal – cats like that. I love motorcycles. Harley Davidson rules. Nuff said. Outside of all that I like to complain, gripe, start trouble, have the last word, show up for dinner uninvited, hog the ball, ride shotgun, cut people off in traffic, take candy from kids, talk to strangers, wear white after Labor Day, and binge drink. Konichiwa

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