Learned quite a bit about how fire behaves (or doesn't) reading this: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=112488253 Which is an interesting story in and of itself....
Here's one I don't get: Wood burns at 451º, correct? And yet a house fire will easily top 2000º. How is that possible? I mean, in order for that to happen, wouldn't you need to have a secret government agent...
Pity Mel Blanc is dead. I'd also have voted for Ricardo Montelban in a heartbeat. But I think Gilbert Gottfried would be pure gold. And Milla Jovovich doing her Leeloo Dallas voice would be perfect for me. Can't forget the...
I hope it doesn't pass. I can't speak for everyone, but I know I have been looking forward to teh day I can go to the strip club and see dancers who have jellyfish DNA so that they mother f-ing...
My money is on: investigation reveals no wrongdoing, police officers suspended during investigation with pay, but reinstated without negative marks....
Only way to guarantee your data has been deleted off your computer is with a magnet or a bonfire. But while I'm against gender discrimination, I don't think the dog was abused in this case. Perhaps it's been getting some...
Lunchboxes were for pussies. All of us manly grade school lads brown-bagged it. The bags came in handy for covering the faces full of female adolescent ugly so that we could stomach our meal in a civilized manner. Fifth grade was particularly brutal. There was a lot of ugly that year. (Although I do recall that to be the year that the brastrap made its first appearance ... I miss Janie.)...
Way before my time. By the time i was in school the crappy plastic ones were the ones available. If i remember correctly i had a GI Joe one. That one from Star Wars sure kicks ass....
The average lifespan of a lunchbox was about a month. Unless you kept in the most pristine cleanliness, it would produce a smell that would make one compare it to a mini-dumpster. And the thermos. It's insides would shatter if you dropped it from a height of no more than 3 inches...put THAT in the hand of a 4th grader and see what happens....
I really take exception to the lightsabre comment. I happen to have a decent Star Wars collection, and I'd be bummed if someone were to dismiss me because of that. I mean, at least I don't carry my lightsabre around with me....
Melissa, I hope a "Leia" outfit is somewhere in that collection. That's the only way I'm forgiving any woman for having a lightsabre. My short list: 1. Thinks Sarah Palin 2012 is a good idea. I'm a republican and that's still a deal breaker. 2. Quotes anyone from Fox news and/or Rush Limbaugh. And one from real life: 3. Looks at your picture on Facebook and says "I don't like 'joke' t-shirts." Honestly, I canceled a date because of that. What's the use of dating someone I can't wear 90% of my wardrobe around? Humorless bitch....
I have the Masters of the Universe lunch box that my Mom got me for Christmas a few years back, that was followed by a Transformers lunch box. I still my E.T. lunch box that I left on the back bumper of my mom's car, which was thrown off after going over train tracks and ran over by a semi... Oh memories......