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Commented on Dock Ellis and the LSD No-No

You guys are trampling all over my add-land-mines-to-soccer-fields idea....

Commented on Caption Competition

You'll find a different crowd backstage during tapings of "Seattle's Got Talent"....

Commented on Caption Competition

It wasn't until the strip-pole and pygmy horse showed up that Mary realized why she was the only woman at the Freddie Corleone's bachelor party....

Commented on Caption Competition

It wasn't until the strip-pole and pygmy horse showed up that Mary realized why she was the only woman at the Freddie Corleone's bachelor party....

Commented on Caption Competition (difficulty: mind bending)

Having barely survived 'Pigeon Parade', Julieanne wasn't sure she was prepared for the 'Elephant Extravaganza' ride at the Cleveland Steam Factory....

Commented on Caption Competition (difficulty: mind bending)

Forever banished to work with the Elephantoompas in the Wonka Creme Palace, Veruca Salt finds more and more inventive ways to boost Elephant Creme production every year....

Commented on Out of work? Keep Busy.

If the current legislation taxing stock trades ever comes to be, they will virtually eliminate short-term trading and we could see a worldwide collapse of the financial markets like never before. ... and Obama will own that fix. Who will...

Commented on Las Vegas

Been to Vegas more times than I can count. My most memorable time occurred on my 21st birthday ... many years ago. My buddy and I were hammered on 25c Heinekens from Slots o' Fun after getting kicked out of...

Commented on The Woman Born with Two...

Thanks Vicky. I can always count on you for a little acknowledgement. Like minds....

Commented on Shatner Performs Levi Johnston's Tweets

You'll receive it with your commemorative Super Bowl 100 Brett Favre MVP ring....

Commented on The end of one Holiday, the beginning of the rest.

Yeaahhhhh. Sorry 'bout that....

Commented on Shatner Performs Levi Johnston's Tweets

I would like to congratulate the Chicago Cubs on their pending championship. I would also like to congratulate Johnny Wright on his pending Pulitzer....

Commented on The Woman Born with Two...

I would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that I am also blessed with dual penii. My girlfriends lovingly call me their pushmi-pullyu....

Commented on The end of one Holiday, the beginning of the rest.

My Christmas shopping is done, 'cuz I don't have any fucking money. Just kidding, I'm loaded. I'm loaded, just kidding. Sakee ... sakee ... Blbrrblbrblbrblbrblrblbbrblbrblrbrlbbrbrrrbrbr...

Commented on Read Before Using

Confucius say: A dove in the cooch is worth two in the ... Nevermind....

Commented on Read Before Using

Note to self: Don't use the soap at strathmeyer's house....

Commented on Phillies Fan Falls Off Taxi/Failed Teen Wolf Auditions

No question Jeem, you're bonafide....

Commented on Happy Birthday, Brother Bill!

Happy Birthday Bill. Many more ... At this point I would like to ask what everyone wants to know. Are you in any way an actual Brother, a brotha or Miss C's real brother? Also, is there some sort of...

Commented on Phillies Fan Falls Off Taxi/Failed Teen Wolf Auditions

Johnny runnoft....

Commented on Phillies Fan Falls Off Taxi/Failed Teen Wolf Auditions

Agreed. Jeem is a man of few words, but he makes 'em count. "You don't say much my friend, but when you do it's to the point, and I salute you for it!"...

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