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Commented on Dokken Sells It's Soul!

I would think Scaramouch would be more concerned about grammar errors in the headlines. Oh, wait, this is YBNBY. What was I thinking? :-P...

Commented on Indoctrinating American Students To The Socialist Agenda

Yes, that's right Kaos, just 17 minutes in front of Obama talking about something as innocuous-on-the-surface as "staying in school" can completely obliterate 5-17 years of parenting. That is the "Power of O." My daughter watched it, turned to...

Commented on Michael Jackson Is Still Alive!

Hoax video created on purpose to show how rumors get spread. Company that made video actually sent out info before-hand warning there was a hoax video being spread about. http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/08/31/michael.jackson.hoax/index.html...

Commented on Obama Is a Kenyan. The Crazy Lady Told Me So

Wow, you know, Bruno was bad but this new "moronic birth certificate conspiracy nut character" looks like it's Sasha back in prime form. Any idea what he's calling this character? And a female character too! What a stretch! What?...

Commented on Going during a movie

This is great. It will especially be useful when they get to "reviewing" (more) kids movies...Guess I'll have to pay attention the few times I make it to the movies to possibly make additions to the database....

Commented on Princess Bride Game Giveaway

"Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning. "...

Commented on Fuck Twitter

You know there are two types of YouTube videos: 1.) Blatant copyright offenders and 2.) Attention whores posting rants like "my opinion matters more than yours because I have a web cam and all you can do is type!" Oh,...

Commented on Caption Competition

Slowly but surely details about Johnny Wright's "sabbatical" start to materialize......

Commented on Jim Cramer Responds to Jon Stewart

Wow, way to circle the wagons guys. You really showed him! I'm sure Stewart was left curled up in a corner crying over that show of force. He'll think twice before he trifles with you again!...

Commented on Caption That Cartoon

Damn, now the Hamlet re-write will never be finished!...

Commented on Caption That Cartoon

Wow, he wasn't drowning the cat, he was just giving it a bath!...

Commented on Caption That Cartoon

You know, maybe he was just mad because you were calling him a monkey. Chimps are sensitive that way......

Commented on The Triumphant Return of Johnny Wright

Welcome backbutnotbutback Monkey-boy!...

Commented on Tom & Eric promo their show

Hrm, maybe if their ad agency hires leather coat guy......

Commented on Bruce's Balls

Just glad there was no "wardrobe malfunction" at that moment. And I guess a "Schweddy Balls" reference here would also be too obvious......

Commented on Prisoners escape....hilarity ensues

All this could have been avoided had they simply remembered to say "bread and butter..."...

Commented on The Unexplained Rumble

I second the Johnny Wright finishing his secret mission notion... Otherwise, maybe dismantling Dick Cheney's former undisclosed location?...

Commented on In honor of Mr. Wright

So, Baier, I'm guessing you said that based on his finishing up with the First Lady but will he have time with the new reality show? Or was this an unexpected turn of events? http://www.rte.ie/arts/2009/0121/wrightj.html...

Commented on Now THAT'S a jump!

...and over on Fox they were making a big deal out of Robbie Knievel jumping the Mirage volcano......

Commented on Christmas songs

Cheech and Chong did do "Santa Claus and His Old Lady," but it was more narrative than song. Speaking of narratives, a tradition for a local DJ was to play Burrough's "The Junky's Christmas" every year. Just lovely... This year's...

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Baierman commented on Fuck Twitter

Thanks Anon for the comment. And Google, for indexing us so high!...

E commented on Fuck Twitter

Whoaaa Snap!...

Johnny Wright commented on Obama Is a Kenyan. The Crazy Lady Told Me So

That Sasha Baron Cohen, what a genius. We never saw this character coming. Good eye, Dan. Good eye....

Johnny Wright commented on Michael Jackson Is Still Alive!

Thanks Dan. Hard to believe anyone took this seriously....

kaos1313 commented on Indoctrinating American Students To The Socialist Agenda

Good luck in the future Dan! I'm moving to Russia....

E commented on Indoctrinating American Students To The Socialist Agenda

They're lucky I wasn't giving a speech to the kids - "Listen, I've been in the work force for a long time. 90% of what they teach you in school is a complete waste of time. I had a French teacher who told me that learning a foreign language is the most important thing you can do. Bull-shit! I have yet to go to France and I took two years of the stuff. Just take the easiest classes you can. College is better cause you can skip classes, do beer bongs and it's a great place to get some ass."...

Baierman commented on Indoctrinating American Students To The Socialist Agenda

Okay E, but that's tell them what they already know from MTV and the CW....

E commented on Indoctrinating American Students To The Socialist Agenda

"Furthermore, when you are first experimenting with weed, use a bong. Get your tunes all lined up. Maybe get a dvd out. (I especially like Scream I). Load up the bong, then, and only then (!), light up. Rolling joints is way harder than it looks, *especially* when you're high. Don't let any of your peers tell you different."...

Bigus Dickus commented on Dokken Sells It's Soul!

Well fuck shit cunt motherfucker goddamn hell. I guess my grammer fucking is a piece of shit. Sorry....just had to help the cuss-o-meter on that one. I don't think it was grammatically correct (my piece of shit response that is). Hehehe....no hating on you Dan. Just cuss-o-metering....

Phuqtwatt commented on Fuck Twitter

Hey "twitter" go to hell... Twitter.com (yes, the multiple massive spam (unsolicited commercial email) originated from the original twitter.com) spammed every single email address of my business starting with admin@ support@ etc. I will never consider such sites as "twatter" or "facebook" or other jokes and spammers like that. And ALWAYS the "invitation" comes from a person with an East Indian name.... nothing against East Indians, but clearly twitter, facebook etc. are acting as low life spammers. Boycott them....

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