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Commented on US Senator: Hell No to Centaurs & Mermaids!

Every animal is sacred. Every animal is great. If a animal is wasted, god gets quite irate....

Commented on Did Total Film Rip Off Your Old Pal Johnny Wright?

Johnny's is way better. No doubt....

Commented on T-Shirt Alert: Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt

I used to have a shirt just like this when I was a kid. I freaking loved it. You just brought back memories of 20 years ago and made my day....

Commented on Homeless Frank On The Economy

E, what you mean is: Dead, Alive, or just plain imaginary, he's better qualified to run investment banks than investment bankers....

Commented on Guide to Dutch Women

Makes me proud to be a Dutchman....

Commented on Sitcom Map

Nice map. Missing are: American Dad (Langley Falls, Virginia, which is probably just a thinly cloaked Langly, VI) 3rd rock from the sun (Rutherford, Ohio, fictional town probably near Akron). Bob Newhart Show (Chicago) Monk (San Francisco) Psych (Santa Barbara)...

Commented on Cramer Eviscerated (er, badly embarrassed.)

All I'm saying is that Cramer didn't personally collapse anything. He was a tool of the evil of greed, wittingly or unwittingly. That's bad, but he doesn't deserve ALL the blame. On a side note, anyone wonder what was said...

Commented on Cramer Eviscerated (er, badly embarrassed.)

I don't think Jim Cramer deserves ALL that vile, but damn if it is fun to give him so much....

Commented on Superhero caption competition

After watching the Watchman, Robin realized something about himself....

Commented on The Dow at 40,000

Lost, you're absolutely right, but I couldn't get such an in depth analysis in a quippy 1 liner. Its all imaginary people....

Commented on The Dow at 40,000

401Ks and other stock investments should come with the following disclaimer: "Warning: Ponzi Scheme! YOU ARE SPENDING REAL MONEY FOR IMAGINARY MONEY! Your ability to make real money requires other people to buy your imaginary money!"...

Commented on Caption Competition

These bushes were too big for the garage....

Commented on McDonalds or Starbucks?

Wow, you people are pretentious. So many people would rather have star bucks. McDonald's may be unhealthy, but its one of those guilty pleasures. When you're drunk, you no longer care, and need some cheap, greasy, and open late....

Commented on The Watchable Trilogy

Ugh, I don't know how you could watch the 2nd and 3rd matrix movies again. LotR is good stuff, but not a single day exercise. You'd have to go with Indiana Jones, Back to the Future, or Star Wars (4-6)....

Commented on From the Air

I know, these last two are stumping me, I'm pouring over the Pacific Ocean right now. Man that thing is huge. 1. Krakatoa 2. The Louvre 3. Area 51 in Nevada 4. 5. Mt. St. Helens 6. Forbidden City, Beijing...

Commented on From the Air

1. Krakatoa 2. The Louvre 3. Area 51 in Nevada 4. 5. Mt. St. Helens 6. Forbidden City, Beijing 7. Vancouver 8. 9. Venice 10....

Commented on Rule out with your Brule out!

I still don't understand how people can watch Tim and Eric. Its got to be one of the worst shows on television. And now its live. Shoot me now....

Commented on The Master Bater X Tee

Other shirts: ex-atheist ex-hypocrite ex-fornicator ex-diva ex-rebel ex-hustler and then my favorites: ex-homosexual & the black guys in ex-slave shirts...

Commented on Joe the Martyr: Yours for $250

Guess I got my hopes up for nothing then. Oh well....

Commented on Joe the Martyr: Yours for $250

Martyr? Does that mean he's dead?...