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JG, the assistants I sent you are also able to work as a extermination team. When you spot those buttcrack's tats flashers in action, or whatelse that is non compliant with the rules, all you need is to ask. And then, another one is propped to the corner. Tim, will you need specialized help? Any gear? Let me know....

And the Guidettes, can we talk about that odd specimen? Ok, this broad I saw on the shore last weekend at the beach, on the sand, by the water. So, she had her hair teased higher than Amy Winehouse, huge fake tits wrapped in a bikini top no bigger than her oddly placed nipples, yes, I could see the nipples through the top and they were kinda resting on top of her boobs like tea lights on a shelf, tiny little jean shorts and remember the part about being on the sand? Yah, she was wearing six inch platform heels....

I just ate lunch too, but it's gone now....

Ladies and Gentlemen, for the first time in my life, I just don't know what to say. Carry on....

Ohhhhh... can't stop laughing ... eyes tearing up ... and not because my dump smelled like skunk vomit ... snort I left Dave, of all people, speechless! Is there a reward for this? snort...

There should be, JG......

And can we talk about the fat chicks with huge asses who wear pants with designs on the ass? Why do they make these? There is no need to attract attention to something that can already be seen by Google Earth. And why must they wear tight t-shirts declaring that they are 'sweetie' or some other douchebagery... My fucking eyes that hurts....

Jeni, just wanted to let you know that in the next couple of weeks we'll be introducing some more upgrades to YBNBY that will allow all registered commenters to not only have their own picture alongside every comment, but create their own profile pages, add a bio, friend each other, list their favorites stories, contribute links, etc etc etc. I might even add an open message board for you all too, because all these great off tangent comments need a place of their own :) I just need to carve out some time to make the upgrades. Stay tuned....

Those are great news, Scaramouch. It's the very beginning of the UNNA. Next step: world domination. [insert Dr. Evil laughs in here]...

Very fucking cool Scaramouch!...