Sly Oyster's Profile

Darkening Superman is just plain stupid. Batman is the dark one. Superman's struggles are more about the light: how does someone with godlike powers feign humanity without getting dragged into self-interest? Also, a little Americana wouldn't hurt, either. Truth, justice, the American Way. Superman might be jingoistic, but, daggone it, it is stellar jingo, by gum. A pure hero shouldn't ever be boring, and no movie should ever make me pine for Superman IV: The Quest for Peas, but "Returns" sho 'nuff did. Ashcan the soap opera, let Supes kickass, and then maybe, just maybe, the classic fistfight with Batman...