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Commented on Man Made Mad Men

A douche spray commercial? Is that what this boils down to? Seriously, when I think "Axe" I think jersey boy douche bags. When I think "Girl approved hair", I think spiky-haired jersey-boy douche bags. The more I read about "Axe"...

Commented on From the Breakfast Links

Enjoy: 30 dumb inventions http://www.life.com/image/first/in-gallery/25371/30-dumb-inventions The pictures are priceless....

Commented on 25 Ways Your Boyfriend Might be a Douchebag

44. He's dating the hot receptionist that you think should really be going out with you....

Commented on President Obama Calls Kanye West a "Jackass"

So much for me congratulating YBNBY on not falling for MTV's latest publicity stunt....

Commented on Facebook sign-in and Kanye

The whole Kanye West thing was staged just like Borat's stunt last year. It just so happened that right when West was talking about Beyonce they closed in on her. It just so happened that Beyonce then won the award...

Commented on Are you ready for some Football. (And no I don't mean soccer.)

Vicky, Maybe he'll call you to "fix his TV". Go Bengals!...

Posted Facebook sign-in and Kanye to YesButNoButYes Forum

First of all, what happened to being able to sign in via Facebook? There goes my pretty blue talk bubbles. And secondly, thank you for only giving the whole Kanye West thing only a passing mention. Talk about your "Who...

Commented on Caption This!

Guy in back: "I told them not to pull his thumb, it was a trick. Those curry farts are the worst."...

Commented on Caption This!

"What do you mean my sister has a pretty face? When did you see her face?"...

Commented on Caption This!

"Our hats are not 'gay', your hats are gay!"...

Commented on Cheeseburger in Paradise

Mouche beat me to it, but as an East Coast guy, Five Guys is where I'm going for that final meal. Bacon Cheeseburger with the Sauteed Onions, Mushrooms and A-1 sauce. Yumtastic. Although if I was on the west coast,...

Commented on From the Breakfast Links

I'm confused, what is up with Julia Roy, Digital Girl? Did she offer Johnny Wright a handjob in exchange for a link or something?...

Commented on Danica Patrick Autographs Man-Boobs

Mouche, that "dude" has C cups! For all we know that could just be a really ugly chick who doesn't bleach her facial hair! And I think of the "Safe for Work" code as being this: If a coworker/boss catches...

Commented on Danica Patrick Autographs Man-Boobs

Should this be labeled NSFW? Danica Patrick: Because Indy Car needs its own version of Anna Kournikova ....

Commented on Frenzied Waters Tells Me I Was Eaten By a Shark

Hopefully the shark ate his banana....

Commented on And Steve Jobs new liver came from...

I saw Rob Thomas a few years back as the opening act for Elvis Costello. I had no idea who he was at the time, and after an hour, I didn't care. I thought it was all a plot to...

Commented on Does size matter?

I have a friend that is extremely small, or so he says. He's not interested in sex at all. He's embarrassed by his lack of size, is far more frightened of being laughed at (which has happened) than he is...

Commented on The Only "Person" I Am Concerned About: Bubbles

Negativland said it best: If someone told, no, Accused of fucking teen-aged boys and beating others cold You'd side with me! And enough of your would doubt it, which would likely set me free You'd say I didn't do it...

Commented on Lest We Forget Jacko Fans...

"It's almost like MJ found fulfillment out of doing to others what was done to him." Well, the way it works is this.... If you're the molestee, you find yourself in a situation where you're powerless, frightened, etc... You then...

Commented on Firsts

First LP: Supertramp's - Breakfast in America (Still love that album) Bonus! Second LP: Prince's Purple Rain (And I played the end of Darling Nikki backwards) First Tape: David Bowie - Space Oddity (Wanted it on Vinyl, but tape was...

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Sheriff Pablo commented on President Obama Calls Kanye West a "Jackass"

I liked it better when the guy from Rage Against the Machine climbed the set and started shaking it....

Frank the Tank commented on 25 Ways Your Boyfriend Might be a Douchebag

Your welcome Echo. I wouldn't want to let you down dude....

Leonardo Carvalho commented on 25 Ways Your Boyfriend Might be a Douchebag

47. He keeps adding more and more items to the list....

Leonardo Carvalho commented on President Obama Calls Kanye West a "Jackass"

Zac? When was it, Sheriff? Hey Swayze, is Whoopi Goldberg typing your comments here?...

Baierman commented on 25 Ways Your Boyfriend Might be a Douchebag

Is it better for a boyfriend to be a douchebag or a scumbag?...

Frank the Tank commented on 25 Ways Your Boyfriend Might be a Douchebag

I would say neither Baier. But its probably better to be one or the other rather than both, Cause that makes you a ballbag....

Jeem commented on 25 Ways Your Boyfriend Might be a Douchebag

Baierman does bring up an interesting point, though -- the whole "scumbag/douchebag" dichotomy seems to have changed a great deal since the 1970s, when George Carlin defined the roles in his "New York Voices" bit: "Scumbag was a guy, douchebag was a girl, as in, 'Hey, dis scumbag, he went out last night and picked up two douchebags and didn't call me!" I guess douchebags AND scumbags are now both male, which is a great leap for the feminist cause, right?...

Phuqtwatt commented on Fuck Twitter

Hey "twitter" go to hell... Twitter.com (yes, the multiple massive spam (unsolicited commercial email) originated from the original twitter.com) spammed every single email address of my business starting with admin@ support@ etc. I will never consider such sites as "twatter" or "facebook" or other jokes and spammers like that. And ALWAYS the "invitation" comes from a person with an East Indian name.... nothing against East Indians, but clearly twitter, facebook etc. are acting as low life spammers. Boycott them....

goddessdrop242 commented on The Good Wife's Guide from 1955

I read this in school a while back and alot of the girls thought it was really awful. I'm going to have to disagree. See, back in the fifties and sixties jobs really were alot harder. There were no computers to do everything for you. Plus, women usually stayed home and had alot of free time. Not nearly as many women worked back then as they do now. I think this guide worked back then, but in our society now I don't think it works....

phatlard commented on Man Made Mad Men

i smell what yer cookin LIDJ... this is a first for me. never before has reading a post on the internets made me feel like i needed a shower. until now....

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