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Jesus loves you. My pastor in Australia can tell you all about it....

I haven't felt this beautiful since I was a Page in Florida....

I'm serious Larry - turn the damn camera OFF, and hand me my panties!...

Larry??? Uh-oh... I think that the first lady is in serious trouble now. Does Dave know about it, CLC?...

What the first lady does with his personal time is none of our business - including Dave. I think Dave's concern should be if Mark Foley or Larry Craig try to sabatoge his campaign with heartfelt confessions to the media....

Do you ever get that...'not-so-fresh' feeling?...

If Echo releases a book entitled "Confessions from the First Bed", that's when the whole campaign can be going down the drain....

When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty... I get the SENSATION of an ORGASM from love that has no boundaries!...

[insert showtune music here] "...I wanna be loved by you..."...

OH my God. That was so beautiful. I'll never wash these sheets again....