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1 Lake of Fire- Nirvana 2 Magnificent Seven- The Clash 3 Blister in the Sun- Violent Femmes 4 Jailhouse- Sublime 5 I Feel Fine- Beatles 6 The Saddest Song- Streetlight Manifesto 7 Waiting Room- Fugazi 8 My United States of...

Commented on Stephen Colbert's 'High' Altitude Brownies

Thanks for pointing this out. It made last night a lot more entertaining....

Commented on Pastor Doesn't Have Cancer, Has Porn?

This is gonna be tough for me to start though. I live in Rhode Island. We have 10 hobos, and I'm pretty sure they're all in jail....

Commented on 89 FM

That's what she said....

Commented on The Clichés of Cinema Keep On Truckin'

Another thing related to military training, how does the good guy shoot all of the bad guys henchmen in 2 seconds, and then can't shoot the bad guy once when he's chasing him for 10 minutes....

Commented on Pastor Doesn't Have Cancer, Has Porn?

Best plan ever. We get 5 hobos, and have them farm potatoes. With the potatoes, we have them make vodka. With the vodka, we recruit more hobos. With more hobos, we can make more vodka. Within 2 months, all the...

Commented on Pastor Doesn't Have Cancer, Has Porn?

Alright Dave, here's my plan for the hobos. We'll get all of them into the Jehobo's Witness church, which is obviously a liquor store. Then, we pull a Hitler and gas them all. Replace their insides with a robot and...

Commented on Pastor Doesn't Have Cancer, Has Porn?

No, a hobo used to live in the woods behind my house when i was like 10. i made a religion, called it jehobo's witness, and made the goal of it Hobonirvana....

Commented on Pastor Doesn't Have Cancer, Has Porn?

i was going to make some clever remark involving a beatles song, but all of those sounded even more stalker-ish than before....

Commented on The All Midget Western

my friend's uncle was one of the lollipop kids. if you mentioned munchkins around him, he flipped. fortunately, his little legs made it impossible for him to catch you....

Commented on Pastor Doesn't Have Cancer, Has Porn?

i just realized that pretty much every article i comment is johnny wright's. i feel a little stalker-ish now....

Commented on The Clichés of Cinema Keep On Truckin'

I attempted to watch the third one. i got five minutes in and stopped watching. Another cliche that's starting is the "people put in alternate reality" thing. The Matrix and The Island both have people getting cloned or grown or...

Commented on The LPSG

Tim - Thats what she said....

Commented on Pastor Doesn't Have Cancer, Has Porn?

He tricked his wife into believing he had dong cancer by spanking it so much that it was completely black and blue and had some intense chafing marks on it....

Commented on The Clichés of Cinema Keep On Truckin'

you mentioning bruce lee made me remember another one. in every kung fu movie, someone is surrounded by like 50 evil ninjas but only one steps in to fight while the rest just stand around, looking mildly menacing....

Commented on The Clichés of Cinema Keep On Truckin'

you forgot training montage scenes....

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sweetsophielove commented on Stephen Colbert's 'High' Altitude Brownies

You definitely CAN dispense NO2 after dispensing whipped cream, but it's a little more obstructed (tapping helps). Therefore it's definitely possible he inhaled nitrous oxide on national television, but doubtfully enough to mess him up. I think the POINT is that he made the joke at all. He was definitely aware of what he was doing, and he seemed to regard it positively. Even if it is Comedy Central, and a show with a college demographic, it's still pretty fucking ballsy. Go Colbert....

Johnny Wright commented on Desert Island Discs

I love the selection of the Complete Calvin and Hobbes. Genius Sarcastic One. Genius. Hobo, great selections matey. Great. The Warriors cracked me up....

Scaramouch commented on Desert Island Discs

My turn :) Songs: 1. Home - Sheryl Crow 2. The Sweetest Feeling - Jackie Wilson 3. I Want You - Elvis Costello 4. Eldorado - ELO 5. Spirits Having Flown - Bee Gees 6. Don't Speak (acoustic version) - No Doubt 7. While My Guitar Gently Weeps (first demo) - Harrison 8. Cripple and the Starfish - Antony & The Johnsons 9. Only You by The Platters 10. Only You by Portishead 11. Only You by Yaz(oo) Movies: 1. Fight Club 2. Meet Me in St Louis 3. This is Spinal Tap (5 hour cut - yes, it exists)...

Tim commented on Desert Island Discs

It's only been one day since I posted my list and I already have several song changes I would make. Oh well ... The movies don't change, though. Thanks for the props, JW. My movie list seems like a total guy list, yet I still managed to get some classy ladies (Claudia Cardinale) to look at in my boredom. (Having the Joy Harmon car-wash scene is a big plus as well!)...

Johnny Wright commented on Desert Island Discs

I do love George's acoustic demo of Guitar Weeps. Nice call Boss. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ne-CaUfiEQ...

Johnny Wright commented on Desert Island Discs

Feel free to amend Tim. The selections are not permanent until you get to the island. As odd as that sentence sounds, it makes sense....

E commented on Desert Island Discs

I like the info here. Stuff to checkout for sure. Nice thread....

phatlard commented on Desert Island Discs

I agree E. I've picked up some cool shit to listen to. Thanks all. I can't believe i didn't get credit for the Gourds version of gin and juice. But with all the cool stuff i've picked up from ya'll, i will survive. At least i wasn't called a waste of air....

Johnny Wright commented on Desert Island Discs

I didn't know that. Very cool....

Your Mom's New Boyfriend commented on Desert Island Discs

Hmm, I'm just gonna go with what's on my mind right now and never second guess myself. Songs: 1. Dahlia- X Japan 2. Raw Ramp- T. Rex 3. Air in G- J. S. Bach 4. Without You I'm Nothing- Placebo 5. Trash- the London Suede 6. Party Hard- Andrew W. K. 7. the Fear- Lily Allen 8. Candy- Iggy Pop & Kate Pierson 9. Just a Friend- Biz Markie 10. Somebody to Love- Queen 11. Goodbye Horses- Q. Lazzarus Movies: 1. Hedwig & the Angry Inch 2. Velvet Goldmine 3. Men at Work 4. the Big Lebowski 5. Big Trouble...

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