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Commented on Welcome to Vulcan!

I live an hour and a half from Vulcan. Its great if your into Star Trek, Not so great for me. Its nice to see them get some recognition they have really put a lot of work into thier little...

Commented on Stop Stealing my Forks!

I would go the passive agressive route and put your remaining forks in a locked box in your silverware drawer and mark it in big letters FORKS ONLY....

Commented on Question of the day: what do you call "IT"?

Ouch Scara that was harsh man....

Commented on Question of the day: what do you call "IT"?

Sorry Baier...

Commented on Question of the day: what do you call "IT"?

I call it Saddlebacking....

Commented on Ouch, that hurts

I have the red knife holder i love it and the knives arn't half bad. as an aside are those bears doing the dirty?...

Commented on Weekend Caption Competition

Wall Street takes a hint from Amsterdam's Red Light District...

Commented on Kentucky Man Sets Cockroach Record

do you think he washed those before he put them in his mouth?...

Commented on Real Men Love Cats

I love cats... but i can never eat a whole one i owned a cat and the only thing funny about it was when it constantly jumped in the toilet because it was to stupid to learn i never put...

Commented on The softer side of Johnny Wright

Accoustic music makes my bum hum johnny or not im in love...

Commented on Political gear I just don't get

wow American elections are hostile we just have websites that have puffins pooping on the opposition...

Commented on Jack the Railroad Signalman Who Happened To Be a Baboon

mmmm monkey burger...

Commented on Man violates truck

wow talk about poor rhythm...

Commented on Jack the Railroad Signalman Who Happened To Be a Baboon

JW, i fall in love with you a little more each time you post about monkeys. and then you go and throw in a King Louie reference and my heart just flutters. I think a few fast food joints already...

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that first girl has crazy leg warmers on...

Commented on It's The End of the World As We Know It

i must be living in a cave... i only heard about this thing today...

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id be pist if someone pssst in my ear...

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pist like i pSSSSST in his ear?...

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Where is Jeni??? Where is everyone?...

Commented on Caption Competition: Kruger Park Edition

DON'T ever call this hippo a tripod...

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Eddy commented on Stop Stealing my Forks!

It might be your dishwasher eating them (or your sink, perhaps). I know the dryer is the culprit in many sock related thefts. At least in some houses. My cat has taken to hiding amongst my pile of dirty laundry to spy on me at night, and I imagine a good number of my socks are now wherever her secret lair is. So I wouldn't be surprised at all if your cats were to blame....

E commented on Stop Stealing my Forks!

Chalk it up to household entropy....

Baierman commented on Stop Stealing my Forks!

Dave, agreed. I have tried to keep them pleased by giving them daily doses of wet food and chicken nuggets. Jeem, do you have any connections with MSNBC? I think this would make a fabulous option. Pablo, I was investigating that too. But the downer with Obama in the WHite House is more strict rules in place for these types of black ops. Also thought maybe a nanny cam like device, like a wall clock, might be a good idea. I'd like something with a live feed of my fork drawer so I can maintain constant surveillance. Cindy - was...

Tim commented on Stop Stealing my Forks!

Baier, Just some ideas ... places to check for the missing forks. 1) Do you eat a lot of fish? Every Seafood Sunday, I would prepare a meal featuring fresh, pan-fried fish. Sure enough, I'd sit down to enjoy my meal only to find that my placesetting was askew, and my utensils missing altogether. I'd place the feast on the table, fetch a new set of feeders and return to my meal - only to find nothing but hushpuppies and a trail of malt vinegar. It only took a few Sundays to figure out that the culprit was the cat,...

CindylovesScara commented on Stop Stealing my Forks!

You know, Baierman....alien abduction is possible in my sister's case..but I'm thinking an alien might actually be living in her body. Edward, my hubby always leaves his knives in the sink for me to wash..:)...

Baierman commented on Stop Stealing my Forks!

Tim, 1. I don't eat fish regularly but I have in the past 2 months. However, I also clean the litter box daily so I'd have found the forks there. BUT, that doesn't mean the forks couldn't have been thrown out with the bones, heads and entrails. Perhaps I should add the garbage guys to my list of culprits. My search expands... (Note: when I seafood, i usually do eat it. Hence my need to take up smoking diet.) 2. After an unfortunate innocent with a Ginzu that sent me to the ER, I usually scratch my back on corners...

Tim commented on Stop Stealing my Forks!

Baier, After reading your reply, I am not convinced that the cat litter has been thoroughly examined. Are you aware that cat urine can return certain metals to their liquid state? Is there a thin layer of metal at the bottom of the litterbox? If so, it just might be the remnants of your missing forks. I discovered this quite by accident after a Fish Fry at the local humane society. They let me take bottom of the kitty sandpit home as a memento. I use it as a cookie sheet. Those damn cats are smarter than you think....

Baierman commented on Stop Stealing my Forks!

Tim - I really appreciate your wealth of knowledge and expertise. You not only have a grasp of financial markets but very in-depth information about cat urine. I report that there is not a thin layer of metal on the bottom of my litter box. I do use clumping style litter so perhaps I could smelt down the clumps and strain the excess to find the metal fragments/traces? Do you know how I would do this? Can I mail my used litter to you and you can do this process for me. I would pay you....

Leonardo Carvalho commented on Welcome to Vulcan!

Well, they really live a Trekkie lifestyle... Either they are only monetizing on the town's name or they're really fans......

Yeek commented on Real Men Love Cats

Uhhh...as a major dick-sucking homo I have to tell you guys some bad news. I like 'em closeted, so this is sort of a specialty of mine. BY FAR the best marker for "under the radar" homos is cat-hatred. Married guys on Craigslist (an old specialty of mine). Dudes who are Republican and 'bisexual.' The neanderthal at the garage with hands that looked like dinosaur gristle who grabbed my dick when he saw the porno mag in my trunk: ALL FUCKING CAT HATERS. Don't take my word for it - ask your gay friends: out of the closet gay guys...

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