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Currently passing my time in Colombia, watching the economic crisis from afar, trying to figure out what to do with the rest of my life when I return to the states . . .Sólo sé que nada sé . . .

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Commented on Naked Alone and Cold

I lived in Vail for 14 years, and this is definitely a first......

Commented on Would you like Original, Extra Crispy or Dumb Teenage Girl Flavor?

I just threw up a little in my mouth.......

Commented on "I like the taste even better than melons"

Sarcastic, I almost peed myself when I read your comment, I was laughing that hard!!!! Brilliant!!...

Commented on Don't abuse your testicles, donate them to science.

I'm reminded of the next-to-last scene in Superbad, only this looks nothing like a division sign......

Commented on I like the taste of Bitty even better than melons.

That is one lucky guy! My mother never let me have any bitty before dinner. However, when I was a good boy, I would get an after-dinner bitty dessert à la mode......

Commented on "I like the taste even better than melons"

Did I hear that correctly? "Milkeor" and "Boobieor"? First off, you're too old to be breast fed if you understand the concept itself. Secondly, you're fucked in the head if you have names for your mother's tits and can distinguish...

Commented on Overlooked Movies

"A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints" Downloaded it on a whim and was pretty impressed. I just watched Southland Tales, and I do have one question . . . .huh?...

Commented on Caption Competition(s) (Wall St Edition)

. . . .oops . . ."lose" . . .not "loose" . . ....

Commented on Caption Competition(s) (Wall St Edition)

1. Feeling as though he was going to loose his job anyway, Marvin decided to do the one thing he had always wanted to since his first days on Wall Street. Take a crap on the stock exchange floor. 2....

Commented on The Juice Gets His Comeuppance

I agree with sarcastic....

Commented on Who is Baconman?

Almost as creepy and odd as furries . . ....

Commented on Caption This...

Moments after this photo was taken, the Indian lifted a heavy marble hydrotherapy fountain and, hurling it through a barred window, escaped to Canada....

Commented on World's Longest Personal Ad (Excerpted)

"You cannot walk seven (7) miles non-stop averaging 1 mile per 20 minutes and without drinking or eating anything during the walk." . . . once arriving at our destination you will be permitted to drink one (1) glass of...

Commented on A Chicken's Fate?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF01CTJgAyk...

Commented on Bidding Adieu to the Two Party System

"I'll show you politics in America, here it is right here: 'I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs.' 'I think the puppet on the left is more to my liking.' 'Hey, wait a minute! There's one guy...

Commented on Labor Day Caption Competition

Dad, what are you doing in my room?...

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E commented on Would you like Original, Extra Crispy or Dumb Teenage Girl Flavor?

'Odd, most things taste like chicken, this chicken tastes like tuna.'...

Jimbo commented on Would you like Original, Extra Crispy or Dumb Teenage Girl Flavor?

LOL LostInDaJungle - very funny comment...

sarcastic one commented on Would you like Original, Extra Crispy or Dumb Teenage Girl Flavor?

Girls gone stupid.......

Bigus Dickus commented on Would you like Original, Extra Crispy or Dumb Teenage Girl Flavor?

I'm trying to figure out if the dirt and grease in the sink is from the girls or dishes........

Tim commented on Naked Alone and Cold

With some pictures, the story is really told between the lines. For example, in this candid shot, most people see a poor sole hanging upside down from a skilift with has ass exposed. But, a closer inspection reveals: 1) A dude that shaves his ass. 2) Another dude in a yellow helmet that looks entirely too comfortable crouching behind the shorn ass of a naked man. 3) A kid that is experiencing his last few hours in the custody of his father. 4) A really smart dude in a yellow jacket. 5) A brand new pair of clean underwear, or...

Baierman commented on Naked Alone and Cold

You know why I really feel sorry for this guy? Those kids were laughing so hard, they peed their pants - all over him....

E commented on Naked Alone and Cold

The dude was hanging that way (no pun intended) for like 15 minutes. The indignity! Plus the cold, and the shrinkage. Tim you meant soul I think, not sole. Also, you didn't need to be checking out his ass so much. Then again, if there was a time for a hairy ass, that was it....

E commented on Naked Alone and Cold

You think he pulled his pants up and got back in line?...

E commented on Naked Alone and Cold

Also, unless this guy was really self restrained, I'm guessing the word 'dammit!' escaped from his mouth. It's probably hard to be composed when you're hanging upside down with your pants off in front of a big ole lift line....

Rico Sosa commented on Naked Alone and Cold

That guy sure can ski his pants off!...

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