I have returned from my lack of internetness just in time I see. Granted the aforementioned videos are all pretty damn good, you have left one out. It's only the greatest one of all time too and that would...
Incoming text wall! Whomever is in charge of decided which games get released on the Wii Virtual Console. Im dead fucking serious too. Not only is one release per week for the 10 consoles not enough, 90% of them are...
Could be Mutagen. Here's what I would do-pop it open and chuck in a turtle or two. If I'm correct, they'll learn to speak, drastically increase in size, get some serious 'tude and learn Ninjitsu. Then,prepare for some totally...
Im screwing around here. Looks like its loads of fun though and hope youre having a great time. If youll excuse me, I have hermit crabs that need food and a sleeping girlfriend to check in on....
Ghostbusters 3 is happening. Honestly. Its being penned by the two head writers from The Office and the original cast is most likely returning. Go over to imdb and check it out....
Dear Guy in the Bulldozer, We here at Dolph Lundgren's Institute of All Things Crotch Grabbingly Awesome and Metal as Fuck are pleased to announce that your application for "HERO STATUS" has been received and accepted! Congratulations! You have now...
I dont know why everyone was ragging on Warrior. These promos have better writing and are more entertaining than those goddamn jobbers cluttering up the screen today....
I've been playing guitar and bass for around 10 or so years, but that doesnt mean I'm good. Doesn't help that I haven't picked them up in a few months. Also, I've been taking triangle lessons for a few...
Time to get rowdy! Jimmy Buffett-No Harry Chapin-No Billy Joel-depends Depeche Mode-Yes Dead or Alive-EH U2-fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no Aerosmith-See above, but increase the U count by 6. ABBA-No Simon and Garfunkel-No UB40-No Kenny Chesney-No Mighty Mighty Bosstones-Yes Louis Armstrong-No Dusty...
Please don't die, rasslin thread! Going back to Pablos last question, best tag team in my opinion would have the be the Hardy Boyz. They were able to take something so dull and menial like flipping off 20ft ladders...
Cry babies that can't be disagreed and change from your best friend to your worst enemy in the blink of an eye... People leaving behind dog piles... no matter if your tiny fluffy bastard shit's got the size of an olive, it stinks and is slippery when someone steps on it as well as a big dog's sofa-like pile of crap. Cute girlish dogs... People who walks pitbulls unleashed. They should be castrated so their genes stop spreading. One evening I was strolling with my daughter, going back home and all of a sudden a mastodontic pitbull came from out...
"If I want veal, I'm eating veal--the poor thing already died for me, so *not* eating him would be even crueler. The only thing crueler than killing an animal for food would be letting his meat rot on some store shelf, keeping him from fulfilling his reason for existing." Sarcky, you cracked me up now... I have told just the same to one of my English teachers who were lecturing me about animal cruelty and how being a carnivore is bad... On the other hand... I went to a vegan restaurant to check it out. You can't say bad about...
I'd never heard of the "Gay marriage will make you cheat on your wife" theory. I have no idea what that means. Vegetarians can be so touchy. I bet they taste like chicken....
If those kids were like me when I was in school, they were standing by the puddle in their rain slickers yelling, "IS THAT ALL YOU GOTS?!!?" That guy might have been going down the hill on his third or fourth pass....
Hell yeah, SP. I can't find it funny after what I've got. If those kids were like me, this car would have a broken window and cops after them after an emergency call. Sorry B-Man. Don't want to burst your bubble, but it's too soon to me. But I have no problem with you guys laughing....