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Commented on 3.3 Chords & the Truth with Johnny Wright Episode #2: Here, Kitty, Kitty

great idea vicky! i see a opening with smokestack lightning leading off. what better way to kick-off a certain type of video than with the smooth guitar stylings of hubert sumlin and the hard driven voice of howlin wolf? i...

Commented on 3.3 Chords & the Truth with Johnny Wright Episode #2: Here, Kitty, Kitty

JW aint huggin jack! unless jack is a logger from the great NW... who can bring the THUNDER from DOWN UNDER!!!...

Commented on The C-String

they do vicky. they're called f-string. jk ya can't softball 'em in there like that, you know i'm gona dog it....

Commented on 911 - The Place For Sex Talk

911, what's your fucking problem? oh! why yes, i do have handcuffs and yes, you do have a nice fucking problem. what if my top was unbuttoned? do you think you could help me unbutton it?...

Commented on Dock Ellis and the LSD No-No

ahhh, the good 'ol days, back before ped's eh? fuck drug rules, i wana see 900 foot home runs. i wana see 3rd basemen decapitated by line drives. i wana see the catcher throw a ball through a batter who...

Commented on Yet Even More Japanese Commericials

easy there devin. there isn't any prize money for commenter of the week. that goose egg goes to the caption competition winner. p.s. thanks for the chikubi!...

Commented on Bat Blow Jobs

good observation william...

Commented on Civil Rights Vs. Tea Parties: A Comparative Analysis

how do we go about doing away with the 2 biggest political parties? in my lifestime there have been 9 presidents. during this time, every one of them have dug us deeper in the hole. so i'm askin ya. how...

Commented on Man Made Mad Men

i smell what yer cookin LIDJ... this is a first for me. never before has reading a post on the internets made me feel like i needed a shower. until now....

Commented on Caption Competition

trevor said he was hungry enough to eat one, so i brought one....

Commented on Shii

i thought the shii was to be played in nude form only. wtf?...

Commented on Bat Blow Jobs

good point ben. i wonder if we could get some grant money to research the spits or swallows aspect of the short-nosed fruit bats....

Commented on Caption Competition (difficulty: mind bending)

looks like seven. seven is how many little blue elephants you have to blow before posing for hawtness. whores!...

Commented on Poor poor kale

rutabaga? kale? mustard!?!? no wonder there was rape. you're just lucky there wasn't any jacko seeds....

Commented on Women's Soccer = Awesomeness!

aunt flo is the defense coach at UNM....

Commented on Watching Movies Backwards

catch 22 is about a man who finally gets it....

Commented on The 11/3 Project, Conspiracy

this just in. glenn beck is retarded. that's why stewart pulls it off so well....

Commented on 3.3 Chords & the Truth With Johnny Wright Episode #1

seachokes helment aside, that was the best 3.3 chords ever. the ending music alone kicks 1.5 chords of ass by it's self. bravo JW. p.s. one thing that will make your show manlier. chewing tobacco!...

Commented on The 11/3 Project, Conspiracy

not bad. i liked the old jon stewart. the one that was funny....

Commented on Shatner Performs Levi Johnston's Tweets

TJ Hooker looks fat. but he's a funny fat....

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Leonardo Carvalho commented on The C-String

Aw Vicky... just when I was ordering a camouflage c-string and sending your way with a request for pictures... You girls are a bunch of sissies! Take a close look at Rio's Carnival Parade. The girls do the samba while walking for a whole hour with a c-string and high heels. And a smile in their faces. --Methinks that those attires are discarded as Biohazard Material whe the parade is over--...

Baierman commented on Civil Rights Vs. Tea Parties: A Comparative Analysis

most of the voting public at large are conservatives. Now that's some funny humor right there....

Vicky commented on 3.3 Chords & the Truth with Johnny Wright Episode #2: Here, Kitty, Kitty

Haha, jack! Alright then, we need to get to work on a playlist for the taping...

Johnny Wright commented on 3.3 Chords & the Truth with Johnny Wright Episode #2: Here, Kitty, Kitty

I'd like to have some Otis Redding on that tape if that's okay....

Johnny Wright commented on 3.3 Chords & the Truth with Johnny Wright Episode #2: Here, Kitty, Kitty

This episode was like a crystal ball. Apparently the desperate Carmen Electra released some naughty footage on the interwebs today. Complete with suspicion that it may be to get attention for a reality show. I shocked! Shocked, I say, to find that a C-list celebrity would do this. Hells bells......

Johnny Wright commented on 3.3 Chords & the Truth with Johnny Wright Episode #2: Here, Kitty, Kitty

"Smokestack Lightening" was my ringtone for a while, Phatty. An excellent choice. The Wolf is really high on my list of favorite bluesman....

Dr. Zhivago commented on Civil Rights Vs. Tea Parties: A Comparative Analysis

Wow, I love it that there are so many people offended by this! I find it funny that corporations are so good at manipulating people that large numbers of them actually think that the Tea Baggers are a real grass roots movement and not the creation of powerful corporations in order to avoid a loss of profits. If the Tea Baggers were real, why weren’t they pissed about wasting billions and billions of our dollars a month on pointless wars in the Middle East? If they were real, why didn’t they care about blowing billions of our dollars to prop...

Vicky commented on 3.3 Chords & the Truth with Johnny Wright Episode #2: Here, Kitty, Kitty

Of course it would be ok, Johnny. More than ok, actually. As long as it's not Dock of The Bay. This is the Johnny and Vicky sex tape, so you can put whatever you want. I dig on Otis. I had to look up Howlin Wolf and Hubert Sumlin. I went to the you tube and played a bunch of stuff. I'm new to the Blues, so I'm still getting a feel for what I like. I've never really had any exposure up until recently. Howlin Wolf has a very distinctive voice, I like him. I really like your Tom...

Johnny Wright commented on 3.3 Chords & the Truth with Johnny Wright Episode #2: Here, Kitty, Kitty

That will be fine....

Vicky commented on 3.3 Chords & the Truth with Johnny Wright Episode #2: Here, Kitty, Kitty

I can't wait. You're already on this coast, and I'm pasty till next summer. When you get all the production details worked out, you just let me know ;o)...

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