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I like to picture Jesus wearing a tuxedo t-shirt. It says "I want to look formal, but also, I'm here to party."

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Commented on Tell It Like It Is

Social consciousness, not socialism. As one of the countries uninsured, I would happily wait 24 hours in a waiting room if it guaranteed treatment. I would wait the 3 months for a physical. I would pay the higher taxes if...

Commented on Man vs. Iron

Looking at those high-waters he's wearing, I'm guess this 70 year old man just found the fountain of youth through 3rd degree burns....

Commented on Books and the Britons Who Haven't Read Them

Speaking of the English, today is the 239th anniversary of the Boston Massacre. Punch a Brit in commemoration....

Commented on Caption Competition

Breasts that big, you know she had dumps like a truck, truck, truck......

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Minutes later, Yoshi sealed his fate as the happiest man to be crushed by a large object....

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"Man, my neighbors are dicks." "You think that's bad? Mine are assholes."...

Commented on Caption That Cartoon

"Er...Steve, promise not to be mad, but on second thought, I think he may have been signing 'help, a boy is stuck in a well,' not 'I'll rape your entire family.'"...

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"I don't know what confuses me more: that you have a genie living in your M1911 or that you wished for a drunk chimp passed out on a rorschach test."...

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Steve, I swear, I thought this was my Glock banana shooter!...

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Seems like there would be an easier way to get them back into the barrel....

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Finally, I did...I beat my monkey....

Commented on A Racist Cartoon? You Make the Call

I'm going to jump on the "really, no editor at the post saw where this might be taken as racist" bandwagon. My belief is someone fell asleep at the helm, because what business north of the Mason-Dixon line (an intentional...

Commented on Caption This...

Little did they realize, they would over shoot the Dairy Queen at the bottom of the hill by 3.4 miles....

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"You see a load limit as a restriction, I see it as a challenge."...

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Not to be outdone by the McGuire twins, the Feltman's got around on only one scooter....

Commented on I Need An Intern

I was intrigued, until the whole bowler hat thing. I don't look good in hats....

Commented on Would You Like To Contribute To Crazy?

At what point do child services step in and start evaluating the situation? That many children with no income, inadequate living conditions, special needs children, and very little help with taking care of the children...not to mention her being a...

Commented on Any UK readers able to lend a hand?

Did you check Barnes & Nobles? Ours here carries both US and UK Maxims....

Commented on The Triumphant Return of Johnny Wright

JW disappears and the economy goes to hell. JW comes back and the economy is...well, still in the gutter. There goes my sabotage theory....

Commented on Weekend Caption Competition

The perfect compliment to the rook he shaved into his pubes above his bishop....

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CindylovesScara commented on Books and the Britons Who Haven't Read Them

Any one else wondering what the hell "catfish-groping" is?...

E commented on Books and the Britons Who Haven't Read Them

Sounds kinky. I think, though it might be related to 'noodling' - "Noodling is a southern US practice of fishing for catfish using only bare hands.", Wikipedia. Now excuse me while I go back to drinking and watching the monster truck rally......

JWade commented on I Need An Intern

Thank you for the use of "accoutrements" in your article. It is a neglected word, I must say....

Baierman commented on So, I finally got an iPhone

Thomson Reuters news organization has a cool new News app. Really bright and well organized. everyone sources Reuters so might as well get your news from the source. For politics... Rachel Maddow also has an app that has clips on her show. & there's 2 feed apps that stream Bill O'Reilly and Rush Limbaugh stuff....

brttnycerrillo commented on Just who is Jenny Jenkins?

Jenny Jenkins is a circus bear who is having trouble deciding what to wear for her performance. She gets a lot of suggestions from the other bears. In the end she surprises them by saying, "Oh what do you care, if I just go bare?" and then sings the refrain for the last time. Whimsical art matches the repetitive, rhyming lyric. The cassette featuring Jerry Garcia and David Grisman singing and playing the guitar make for a great sing along. The repetitive words, large font and picture-to-word match make this an appropriate book for beginning readers as well as a...

Scaramouch commented on Just who is Jenny Jenkins?

Mum, will you please stop this?...

Baierman commented on Tell It Like It Is

This lady and her big ball of crazy has inspired me. It is clear to me now that the Government must get out of the health care business. Completely. $0 money. $0 subsidies. 0 mandates. It must all stop. As soon as possible. Why does our federal, state and local governments spend as much on health care per American as Canadian federal and provincial governments spend per Canadian? Canada legally has to. We don't. And with each dollar our governments dangle to the insurance industry, there's a new regulation or mandate insurers must follow. Maybe mandates are an excuse to...

E commented on Tell It Like It Is

Pablo, I think the LaRouche crowd is different from the usual Democrats. As far as waiting. I've had to wait several weeks for physicals too. Don't know about emergency or serious care. (Knock on wood). I will say, my dental insurance has been pretty spiffy....

E commented on Tell It Like It Is

Also .... I don't know if anyone has gone to the Eye Dr at Walmart. I have. As far as I can tell it's the same thing as the independant outfits. The guy's got a diploma. Same tests. Costed me like 40 bucks or something and it was easy to get in....

Cause commented on Tell It Like It Is

That the spectre of McCarthy still haunts every political debate in the US even after over half a century is a testament to the power of propaganda. Only in the US could the concept of free healthcare for all regardless of the ability to pay be considered a subversive concept. The groups that would lose out the most are the medical insurance companies and the pharmecutical companies. These companie pay huge amounts of money to governers, senators and political parties and in return these polititions bring out the emotive language of the cold war to frighten the people into thinking...

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