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Hey Austin, if you try it, definitely let us know how it goes....

Just FYI, you all might look into Bacon Salt. It's not real bacon at all, kosher in fact. But it is tasty, and if, you know, you are worried about death and all, it might be friendly. Just say-innn....

I used to eat home made bacon when I was a kid and my dad's family still had pigs in their little farm. But instead of this fast bacon making, they seasoned the meat and then hung it for weeks over the wood stove. As they needed the fire always on, the smoke was a constant also. Finest bacon ever. For me, at least. Man, it smells so good that I could use it as 'eau de cologne', or maybe 'oil de cologne'... hahahaha I bought the bacon salt once. It gives a good taste to food. But in fact,...

Sarcasm is only one of the many services we offer here on ybnby. Come for the sarcasm, and stay for the bacon and boobies...

Yeh, we're taking a real hit on our redneck rss subscriber numbers tonight......

Rednecks are like any other group, they have the ones you have in the videos recently, but you also have Willie Nelson, an early Kucinich supporter. Just sayin it takes all kinds....

Speaking of rednecks... http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20080927/2008_09_26t210334_450x313_us_usa_politics.jpg?x=400&y=278&q=85&sig=o9LpKArB647qCL5kkimGdg--...

FACTOID: When John McCain saw Jane Fonda in Hanoi, he couldn't decide whether to tap that or do her hair. Jus' sayin'. FACTOID: John McCain drives a Cadillac, Barack Obama drives a Ford Escape. Which one of them is black again? FACTOID: While John McCain is best known for crashing his plane 5 times and being a POW, Barack Obama single-handedly killed a Panther at the age of 7. Obama f**ks bears for fun....