Turkeys have given us so many things. They've mated with ham and made dang good sandwiches, but they've also posed as IMPOSTER BACON. I guess Sean Hannity's turkey got loose....
So, let's recap here because I feel it can be shortened. Think George Carlin style... Basically, the dude is looking for an average-heighted, skinny, sterile, white female wealthy business partner who likes living a poor lifestyle with dreams of the...
"You cannot walk seven (7) miles non-stop averaging 1 mile per 20 minutes and without drinking or eating anything during the walk." . . . once arriving at our destination you will be permitted to drink one (1) glass of water and will be provided with a small bag of peanuts . . ....
"I have given this serious thought and should I end up with a wife that would like to be one of two or more wives, I have no problem with it whatsoever." Gee, how freaking magnanimous of the guy. "When A Wife Becomes a Whore" How could I have ever left that out of my online dating profile? Jeez... 53 year old guy looking for 20-something girl... His "New business"? Umm, why are you 53 without a successful business so far? Frankly, I find his fixation on looks/weight/breast size to belie just what a shallow a-hole this guy is. "Though...
You know something? This guy does deserve an intelligent woman. One who has enough sense to take out the biggest life insurance policy that is available to mankind on her new hubby. In fact, she'll need a lot of those characteristics that he listed, to convince a jury of her peers that his untimely death was a horrible accident. Her innocent background will validate her claims that she didn't know what he meant when he told her to 'blow him' - she thought he meant with the shotgun...in his groin...13 times, requiring various reloads. Good luck to the future missus!...