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... and the last Lehman Brother's employee finishes up his business today as the building lease reverts back to its previous owners....

Pretending to be unaware of the media attention, philanthropists Bill Gates and Richard Branson get ready for another pissing contest....

Man With No Parachute sobbed uncontrollably while Gerry looked away and thought"Man, why did I have to stop for that venti Starbucks? This is soooo awkward. Then again, my Realtor told me my bid of 23 bucks was accepted..."...

Ah shit, the way this is going there'll be more than 1 Tee going around. You folks are outdoing yourselves. I see last weeks umpteen picts did y'all right. PS - SalMolina, very nice....

"Waaa.....It was here a second ago."...

This guys obviously making a pit stop on his way to Chief Hosa lodge and campgrounds. (Colorado/I-70 Joke. Tremendously subtle and clever it is too.)...

Folks, let me tell you about when I hit rock bottom. I was hung over, late to work, at a urinal, and I thought I saw an Indian Chief taking a piss next to me....

(Whistling and thinking) Hmmmm...that hedge fund the casino set up really did its job of upsetting the market...Little Feather was right. It's only a matter of days now before we can kick Trump's ass to some barren piece of land out West....oh--there's that twit (excuse me, 'highroller') from Lehman's---don't make eye contact with him...he'll want a comped weekend.......

The Song of Hiawatha as interpreted by the Midtown Gay Men's Choir....

aldo89: when I said "I saw it happening live" I meant, "I saw this kind of thing happening live"... have you read what I wrote after this phrase??...