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Trying to make a dishonest living as honestly as possible...

Website: stupidityatlightspeed.com

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Commented on Bat Blow Jobs

I never knew Yvonne Craig was that flexible....

Commented on Now THERE'S a Scary Halloween Costume!

Hey Octo-Crazy-Mom....don't you have 6 more kids? Are they not allowed to leave the house? Do they not photo well?...

Commented on One more for the road

Ok - be honest. Is that an unshaven Johnny?...

Commented on Curse-O-Meter Update

Hang on - is this cuss meter is fucking real? Maybe it's all bullshit made up so some jackass can get his jollies off of making bitches like as talk like motherfucking sailors. FUCK! I feel like such a ass...

Commented on Curse-O-Meter Update

BTW - whoever the fuck posted the breakfast link about PP&M - learn to fucking count, ass. There's only 7 damn songs on the link. Total bullshit! :D...

Commented on Curse-O-Meter Update

Right fucking with you, Leo. Whatever son of a bitch designed that huck of shit cuss meter better pay fucking attention to the shit we assholes spew in the fucking comments area. Oh...and fuck you....

Commented on Echowood's Dad Arrested For Assault

One would think Echo's dad would get a tattoo that reads "Git R Dun" on his forehead to distract from his choppers. Talk to him about that at the next family get together, would ya?...

Commented on Dinner With Sarah Palin Only Costs $25 Large

If I'm gonna have to pay $777, you better take me back to your place and do unspeakable things to me, then post the video on YouTube....

Commented on Dinner With Sarah Palin Only Costs $25 Large

You forgot the best part, Johnny. If you "win", you have to pay your own way up to Wasilla to sit across from ex-Gov and Mr. Putz....

Commented on Bikini. Model. Fight!

"Can anyone translate?" WTF Baierman? Are you the guy that also complains about the unbelievable plot in pornos? Just enjoy the show, dude....

Commented on It's time Satan was a Devil

Or - how about he does the Bo Jackson thing and signs on with the Anaheim Angels?...

Commented on Guy Catches Laptop With His Butt

I'm unimpressed. Catch one with your taint and I might be moved to praise your skill....

Commented on The Sarah Palin Rosetta Stone

"And you know me by now, I promised even four years ago to show my independence, no more 'politics as usual.'" .......which is why I am quitting 18 months before my term ends. Could this broad just go the fuck...

Commented on Get Off My Phone!

I am not sure what is scarier - Beck being his usual moron, asshole self, or the number of people that actually listen and believe the psycho?...

Commented on Reasons I No Longer Live In My Hometown

Maybe the pig they tazed was really Brian's mom. This is Jeannie "subtle" way of telling him....

Commented on Jacko Already Haunting Neverland Ranch

I was thinking. Maybe it's really Liza - as in Minelli. "Lisa" has an obvious inability to spell. And find the caps lock. And use punctuation. And a general grasp on reality. Anywho.... that's totally Liza. Maybe she just mistyped...

Commented on Jacko Already Haunting Neverland Ranch

It appears Lisa found her "Caps Lock" button. Or were you just nice, Johnny, and corrected that for her?...

Commented on Jacko Already Haunting Neverland Ranch

How can the kids read anything on the net with a veil over their faces?...

Commented on Jacko Already Haunting Neverland Ranch

If that was MJ's ghost, wouldn't he have moon walked across the floor?...

Commented on The Death of Rolling Stone

Like I need to see more JB pics in my house. Thanks Rolling Stone!!!! Jerks....

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E commented on Now THERE'S a Scary Halloween Costume!

Babies make hilarious Halloween accessories. It was totally worth giving birth to a whole posse of em....

Ben Lurkin commented on Now THERE'S a Scary Halloween Costume!

Breed for greed....

Vicky commented on Bat Blow Jobs

I think it's hilarious that you used a picture of batman and robin in lieu of a picture of actual bats! P.S. I love Adam West...

Johnny Wright commented on Bat Blow Jobs

I don't know what you're talking about Vicky. I put "bat" in the Google images and this is the first pic that came up. I'm not that clever. Just lazy....

Ben Lurkin commented on Bat Blow Jobs

Sadly, I'll bet the other less than one third of female short-nosed fruit bats don't even date....

phatlard commented on Bat Blow Jobs

good point ben. i wonder if we could get some grant money to research the spits or swallows aspect of the short-nosed fruit bats....

Eddy commented on Bat Blow Jobs

And now I am reminded of Mark Chamberlain....

Leonardo Carvalho commented on Bat Blow Jobs

I really spat coffee on my monitor when the image finished loading and I was reading the part where you say that the female bat gives head. Best choice for a graphic idea on the subject, J-Dubs. Even being a lazy one....

William commented on Bat Blow Jobs

I imagine the short nose is helpful, too....

phatlard commented on Bat Blow Jobs

good observation william...

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