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Commented on 1.5 Chords & the Truth with Echowood, Episode #3

Cindy - I realized the narcissism joke was wearing thin. Hence, the shortening of the titles. Sheriff - Resurrect Kurt and you'll see 3 Chords back together. Simple as that. Vicky - You haven't made the video yet, but the...

Commented on Mass: We Pray

There were some healthy Quaker undertones to Rad Racer....

Commented on 1.5 Chords & the Truth with Echowood, Episode #3

Sheriff - Thanks for noticing my vocal skills. It takes a lot of practice to hit notes that high. Oh, and this band has as much of a chance of getting back together as Nirvana....

Posted 1.5 Chords & the Truth with Echowood, Episode #3 to YesButNoButYes

By now you've all heard about Johnny's attempt to create a sex tape. The fact is: he's already created one - and it's horrible. Viewing it would turn you to stone or melt your face off. Trust me when I...

Commented on 3.3 Chords & the Truth with Johnny Wright Episode #2: Here, Kitty, Kitty

Once that sex tape comes out and everyone gets (or attempts with several magnifying glasses to get) a view of Johnny's ankle spanker, we'll see who the REAL winner is....

Commented on The C-String

There's something horrible yet equally awesome about this....

Posted Vote for Snakes to YesButNoButYes

My friends, who are ridiculously more talented and funny than me, are looking for a little love. Love in the same way that prostitute from Full Metal Jacket was looking for love, only with out the lip sores and accents....

Commented on The "Just York" Movement

Swayze - I'm taking you off my holiday card recipient list....

Commented on Man Made Mad Men

I'm going with men on that one. Based on undergarments alone....

Posted The "Just York" Movement to YesButNoButYes

I had an idea the other day, and because this is a once-a-year occurrence, I didn't want to let it drift off into the shadows of my brain - much like I did with the Blenoaster, my blender/toaster combination. Here's...

Posted Man Made Mad Men to YesButNoButYes

When you turn 30, you find you've run the gamut of all possible Halloween costumes. What you really want to do is stay inside with a glass of wine and watch old horror flicks. But when your girlfriend, who is...

Commented on 1.5 Chords & the Truth with Echowood, Episode #2

Dickus - I'm glad you got the reference. My friend from college, Aaron, got me into them and I've been a huge fan ever since. Though, I'm a huge fan of 3rd Wave Ska and post-punk so it wasn't hard....

Posted 1.5 Chords & the Truth with Echowood, Episode #2 to YesButNoButYes

Revelations. It's all about revelations on this week's episode of 1.5 Chords & the Truth. Specifically, revelations about Johnny and his sordid past. As some of you know, Johnny and I were roommates for a year. (Non sexual) And in...

Commented on 3.3 Chords & the Truth With Johnny Wright Episode #1

And the only people who believe in him are children and adults who've suffered traumatic brain injuries. Which bucket do you fall in Johnny?...

Commented on 3.3 Chords & the Truth With Johnny Wright Episode #1

Consider this the official glove slap to the face. The duel is on. East Coast bitches. If you need me, I'll be racing my damn jetski around an ocean of lava whilst attempting to rescue shipwrecked children from a pirate/dragon...

Commented on Watching Movies Backwards

Well done Baier! This is hilarious....

Commented on 1.5 Chords & the Truth with Echowood, Episode #1

Baierman, as a fellow East-Coaster, you're more than welcome to guest host whenever you'd like....

Commented on 1.5 Chords & the Truth with Echowood, Episode #1

I'm rather amazed it took this shot across Johnny's bow to bring Dave out from hiding....

Commented on 1.5 Chords & the Truth with Echowood, Episode #1

Sheriff - name the place and I'll be there. I'm pretty sure I can take the sweaty bastard shot for shot....

Posted 1.5 Chords & the Truth with Echowood, Episode #1 to YesButNoButYes

I'm breaking my silence. I may get kicked out of several writer's unions, the State of New York, and my dinner club for posting this, but it needed to be done. Johnny decided to take matters into his own hands,...

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