No no, that's not what I'm saying at all. I don't want you to leave forever. Your posts have some entertainment value. Just not for me. I'm just saying the choppy short hand language you use in your posts is...
Ug.. I can't read his stuff.. I like this site because almost everyone says funny things - except those damn gibberish posts. They were funny the first time I read it, and then made me want to smack my head...
Why are married men fatter than single men? Single men come home from work, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married men come home from work, see what's in bed and go to the fridge....
Nasty story. Too bad you didn't hail the Cash Cab. Whats with bitches being so offended by the word 'cunt'? I say, if you don't want to be called a cunt, cunty, cuntish, don't be a cunt. You all know...
I would like the power to be able to change peoples minds. Not just ultra persuasion, but really change their mind, like jedi mind tricks that last forever. Yes this isn't as cool as teleportation, telekinesis, laser beams, or the...
I kid you not, I actually recreated the pop-on-carpet using my sham-wow when I first got it. I was sure it was a scam, my innate skepticism had me totally convinced.. I was even prepared to make a YouTube video...
I am definitely not Vince from sham-wow. I ordered it one night when I was drunk with some friends. We split the cost and the sham-wows. It is worth the $12 I paid. PS. thanks!...
The sham-wow guy is pretty annoying, but the sham-wow is amazing! I love it for cleaning. I can pretty much hose everything down, scrub it, and sham-wow it up. I thought it would be more like scam-wow, but it actually...
Eww.. no cloning of that hate monger SO. "Mother" Teresa is pure evil. If I were not a staunch athiest and actually believed in BS fairy tales such as heaven and hell, she would surely be in hell. For as...
7 or so years ago I had just gotten out of the Navy. I moved back home and crashed at my mom's house until I could get a job and my own place. I found a job at a bar...
Of course bacon wins, it is much more versatile, and when someone says bacon, you know they mean business. Fries are a side and are most often tossed out in the bottom of the bag. Nobody ever says "would you...
I remember when that song was a hit. You could dance to it and the ladies seemed to like it. You kids now, with your gangster rap and all that, bah, you don't know good music....
At least the guy has a good sense of humour and embraced the Rick Rolling phenomenon. Pretty funny, even with the bad lip sync. Echowood would have done it better with his ex-girlfriend... E, you're so fucking right man... Today's music has got such a downward spiral going to the Pit of Hades, in my opinion. All the thrash the industry is selling, those Disney Channel musicals, the 'gangstas', the boy bands, Britney and her clones... Damn, sometimes I really miss the 80's......
I love it when Miss C comes on here and preaches from the good book. The seventies were some good times. Tough economic times, but good times. Album rock/Arena rock ruled. Hearing some of the crap today makes me think that I just might if I have to I could probably get myself to maybe listen to a few seconds of the Bee Gees. You know, strictly for nostalgic purposes....