While I take issue with all the 'his concerns/topics of conversation, etc' crap, I admit to being a old fashioned type of housewife, and I have myself one VERY happy hubby. Who likes to do nice things right back, so...
Why should age define us? I am sometimes ashamed at our shallow culture that tells us to start digging our graves (at least women) by age 40. My grandma, who is almost 80, has a girlish glow still, and laughs,...
Cindy, it said a "little gay"...so I'm translating that as entry level gay--"spring break kiss another girl for a free drink but don't start living in flannel and Birkenstocks" and maybe the jazz hands was a little distracting from your original suggestion in comment #8?...
that's between you and the hubby...if it keeps your marriage happy and it doesn't harm anyone/break any laws, go for it.... but men are easily distracted.......
SO - You cant use a pinch hitter. That just takes all the fun out of it. I am a man who takes pride in his work. Using a "Power Tool" just seems like cheating. Besides I really love doing it, so it's a win/win for me AND the little woman....
Cindy, Sarcky - My wife and I find that it's best if I do that jazz hands while she greets me with a #8 at the door. (That should be a nice visual for 'ya.)...
Tim, why yes...I am off to sleep with an image of a monkey shaking his hands like a cast member from A Chorus Line while he is being blown by a very pretty (and patient) woman.... and I think the L77 has officially coined a new term for blow job...#8. See if you can use that in the outside world tomorrow!!!...
I've now got the image of a monkey getting a #8 while singing and dancing like the frog in those old Looney Tunes cartoons "Hello Ma Baby Hello Ma Honey....."...
That's reality, Pablo. Full tux; tails and all. I use the cane to keep her focused, but sometimes have a hard time keeping the top hat on. Just to mix things up, sometimes I receive #8 at the door after coming home in my Yul Brynner (King and I) getup. I just stand at the door with my fists on my hips, looking to the side saying, 'Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera'. It's quite a scene, man. I'd like to point out that Cindy is responsible for this thread hijack....
I read this in school a while back and alot of the girls thought it was really awful. I'm going to have to disagree. See, back in the fifties and sixties jobs really were alot harder. There were no computers to do everything for you. Plus, women usually stayed home and had alot of free time. Not nearly as many women worked back then as they do now. I think this guide worked back then, but in our society now I don't think it works....