'Look. Don't give me this sentimental crap. Fire Santa and get two temps. We don't have to pick up their health care and in a few weeks - Take a Hike! Plus, screw the Sleigh thing. Tell the kids he's taking the subway to reduce his carbon footprint. Got all that Kenny? Good. I'm gonna be in St Barts working on our bailout proposal. Happy Holidays!', said Mr Scrooge....
hmmm...subway car pole reminds me...must get stripper pole for North Pole for the Missus and the elves...the Kardashians have one in the bedroom, and it's gotta be the reason that Bruce puts up with that wacky crew--he was an Olympian--an Olympian for chrissake... thinking of the Kardashians...man, that Kim...I'd bring her extra presents for being naughty.... what--yeah, yeah, they can have world peace and the Jonas brothers performing live at their school...sure.......