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'Look. Don't give me this sentimental crap. Fire Santa and get two temps. We don't have to pick up their health care and in a few weeks - Take a Hike! Plus, screw the Sleigh thing. Tell the kids he's taking the subway to reduce his carbon footprint. Got all that Kenny? Good. I'm gonna be in St Barts working on our bailout proposal. Happy Holidays!', said Mr Scrooge....

so..what do you two sexy bitches want for christmas? ..this is why they fired us from the last job....

hmmm...subway car pole reminds me...must get stripper pole for North Pole for the Missus and the elves...the Kardashians have one in the bedroom, and it's gotta be the reason that Bruce puts up with that wacky crew--he was an Olympian--an Olympian for chrissake... thinking of the Kardashians...man, that Kim...I'd bring her extra presents for being naughty.... what--yeah, yeah, they can have world peace and the Jonas brothers performing live at their school...sure.......

Stuck on You meets Miracle on 34th St...

nice one ofrmgfo...

'Yeah right, and we're the Olson twins.'...

Dammit they're onto us! I told you sunglasses were useless as a disguise!...

"One of us always lies, the other one always tells the truth!"...

Chris K., very funny....

A winner has been chosen. He/She/It will be emailed shortly. Thanks for all the funny lines....