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Commented on School Answering Machine Tells It Like It Is

I thought it was an Aussie accent? They need to rename themselves to 'The School of Win'...

Commented on Motorboat. Motorboat. Motorboat.

I always thought Wedding Crashers just made it up... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuHkDT7q6Gg...

Commented on Listen Up!

wow she seems crazy, i bet the sex was fantastic...

Commented on The rabble have spoken

I demand a facebook tab instead!...

Commented on Save Water! Pee in the Shower!

I thought the goverment were always say you should take baths not showers, so the obvious solution is to wee in the bath (women think how young it will make your skin look!) plus no one washes while their wee'ing...

Commented on 3 Chords & the Truth Episode #12

Johhny, looking much less homosexual today, good job ;-) only you guys can mention boner in a 'are they dead?' game lol...

Commented on 3 Chords & the Truth Episode #10

Do New Yorkers really dress like that?!? @ Johnny it's like a homosexual 80's rapper...

Commented on Wal-Mart Art

If you love this, you should join our facebook group (mannequins with stuff!) for more shop shenanigans! http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=66546720223...

Commented on Three Wolf Moon Shirt: The Music Video

I agree with E, but what's up with her singing too? She should be on West End (Broadway for you yanks ;-))...

Commented on PenisTron

So when he first designed it, the idea was to have it feel like a real vagina. can i be the first to ask, how does he know what one feels like?? and secondly do the QA team share the...

Commented on post tips?

nice one guys, i'll be sure to mail you baierman as scaramouch seems to ignore me :) or maybe my links are crap........

Posted post tips? to YesButNoButYes Forum

Where are we meant to send them? I tried the webmaster@ but either no one checks that account or you just ignore me :( my posts are worthy, honest! Bacon lollipop to tempt you http://www.mrbaconpants.com/the-heart-attack-snack/...

Commented on The Shitter of Twitter

Interesting you used that headline, been following this guy by chance? http://twitter.com/Tw1tterShitter NSFW! and definately not safe for those of a weak disposition...

Commented on Get the barf bag, it's Domino's!

yum boogers to go, reminds me of the Burger King bath http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1iyN7Y-jJQ...

Commented on Homeless Frank On People Using His Name

Is it not possible there's more than one homeless person called Frank? although i'm not sure i'm brave enough to tell Frank for fear he may use his dumpster power on me :/...

Commented on An Imagined Conversation Between Blake Lively and Me

That was awesome, especially if someone really said it like it is one day, i'd probably say something similar but after your last line it'd go like this: Blake: I'll have sex with you if you let me in. Me:...

Commented on Susan Boyle - Overnight Sensation

I can see it now, her coming on stage at the royal variety, thrusting her hips at the queen, then belting out an amazing piece of song...

Commented on We Didn't Start the Flame War

double post, my bad...

Commented on We Didn't Start the Flame War

double post, my bad...

Commented on Cool Ass Photos of the F-14

Where did you get these, they're awesome! I want them in high res for my desktop!...

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Chad commented on Motorboat. Motorboat. Motorboat.

I've always called it "nom noms" It started with my mom....

Chad commented on Motorboat. Motorboat. Motorboat.

If the first thing a new born female did was suck a dick then I'm sure women and men would have a deeper understanding....

Michael commented on Caption Competition

George Sr to Obama: ..and yet they only let ME serve four years!...

Michael commented on Caption Competition

Sing-along! "Which one of these is not like the others..."...

oldmoose commented on School Answering Machine Tells It Like It Is

It's fake: http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/palisades.asp...

limbodog commented on School Answering Machine Tells It Like It Is

I call shennanigans. It's cute, but I can't imagine a school that is opposed to learning languages....

Sheriff Pablo commented on School Answering Machine Tells It Like It Is

The sentiment is Brilliant though. And yes Scaramouche, I can tell the difference, even from over here in the midwest....

Chad commented on School Answering Machine Tells It Like It Is

It sounded like an Aussie accent to me. Many Aussies I've met from Adelaide and even Melbourne sound just like that. Shame it's a fake because it hits the nail on the head....

Frank the Tank commented on School Answering Machine Tells It Like It Is

It's real. I just listened to the thing, therefore it is real. Is it really an answering machine message? Probably not, But that doesn't change that fact that it is right on the money. Who gives a fuck if it actually was used as a message or not, It made me giggle for a moment and I think that's all that really matters. People like oldmoose piss me off. Having to go out there, find that it's not legit and tell everyone about it. Ignorance is bliss. Let me believe something without being a fucking buzz kill....

bluemonkey360 commented on School Answering Machine Tells It Like It Is

Lol. That was hilarious if not anything else!...

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