Ralph Lacy's Profile

Tim, you rascal. Who of the girls told you? They promised to keep secret... Uh, and by the way, my employee Ronaldo, this guy on the picture, is asking me to send a huge load of hugs and kisses to the girls. He said that never something will beat the experience of watching them pillowfight in the trampoline....

Mila Kunis and Elisha Cuthbert took a break from filming Splash II Return to New York....

Ma'am, we think it is indecent for you to be selling ladies' underthings in public....

.....and, "Do you have a dressing area so we can try these on?"...

I get a weird disconnect reading these captions one after another because no one can figure out whether the vendor is male or female. Not that anyone is looking at him/her....

We're looking for something sexy in pink. Take a look at the color of her areolas... it's just that shade....

No Shirt No Shoes Hellz Yes...

I gotta fix the first post... Brilliant idea E, but in my worthless opinion it would be better as.. "I said show me the cash, not show me your gash."...

Miss C., I do believe the vendor is a she. Although looking flat, the volume under her shirt looks more like boobs than muscular chest... Just a wild guess. Or maybe I know her... (((NOT THAT WAY)))...

Prior to each competition, Misty May and Kerri Walsh like to release a few publicity photos in order to make the judging a little stiffer....