This little piggy reads lips, This little piggy wants change, This little piggy has inhaled, This little piggy has not, And this little piggy watches UFO's go wizz wizz wizz all the way home......
George Sr.: ".... and then after all of that we have the gall to turn around and just give away $700 Billion dollars to our wealthiest campaign contributors and the sheep we call constituents don't say a M------ F------ word about it. Not a peep." Other 4: "Hahahahaha... The American people... What a bunch of morons." ------------------------------------------------------------------------- As George Bush Sr. told his favorite "What do you call a retarded Republican? Son." joke the three democrats laughed uproariously. Meanwhile, George Bush Jr. wondered if maybe, just maybe, they were talking about him....
Bush Sr.: Son, I'm betting you'll be a better president than my boy right there... Obama: So do I sir. And you know, the standards are low now, so it's quite easy. W: Come on dad... I just did what you told me to... Clinton: But not exactly as he told you to do, dumb ass. Carter: Braaaaaains... Braaaaaains......
Photo Titles: A. “Five Guys Named Moe” B. “Four-and-a-half Presidents” C. “Hair Club for Men: We’re Not Just Members…” Captions, from left: 41: "No Really, Barrack, one term's not so bad..." 44: (This guy could really use a Tic Tac.) 43: "Who's the guy on the end again?" 42: (I just stole a stapler!) 39: (Let's see... Grumpy... Doc... Dopey -- and Happy) see the art: http://stevetemkin.tumblr.com/post/69093664/best-captions-and-titles-i-could-come-up-with-in-5...