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Commented on Volcano's kick butt

There is a book on the subject called "Eats, shoots, and leaves" suprisingly entertaining...

Commented on Volcano's kick butt

Very cool and for the anal apostrophe nazis among us... "volcanoes kick butt"...

Commented on The Deal Breakers

Today, I am not proud of this, but I once broke up with a girl over...wait for it..math. I was in college studying engineering. And not just any college, one that had nothing but engineers. I was struggling through a...

Commented on Top Ten Songs to Have Sex To

If you haven't comitted an act of sodomy while the Barney song is playing, then you don't fully appreciate it's subtle message....

Commented on Question of the day: what do you call "IT"?

My wife uses profanity so very very rarely, that when she does use the word "fuck" in an invitation, just hearing it, hell just thinking about it... I have to go now....

Commented on Cats can be jerks

I used to have this cat who demanded fresh food at the crack of dawn every morning. She would sit there on the bed and watch you sleep. If you opened your eyes even a little bit, that was that....

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sarcastic one commented on Volcano's kick butt

Jeff, I'm not sure I want to know about the anal apostrophes....they sound painful. Add Nazis to the mix and it sounds even more horrible....

Echowood commented on Volcano's kick butt

Though, perhaps Baierman was implying the volcano's ownership of it's butt, which, based on the video above, certainly kicked....

sarcastic one commented on Volcano's kick butt

Hmmm........

Baierman commented on Volcano's kick butt

Yeah, what echo said.... i seriously need grammar help. The apostrophe is my downfall! I'd fix it but you're all having fun with it....

Baierman commented on Volcano's kick butt

I hear you Mkilby. That had happened where I was boating, I'd get the fuck out. Full speed ahead...away from there. The video reminded me of the end scene from The Abyss....

beautifuldizazter commented on Top Ten Songs to Have Sex To

Ummm.... have none of you ever heard a Maxwell album ???...

Alex commented on Top Ten Songs to Have Sex To

doin it-LL cool J Bump n Grind- R kelly Between the sheets- Isley brothers...

phatlard commented on Top Ten Songs to Have Sex To

most all of these are nice suggestions. my favorite is: stevie ray vaughns version of, little wing. i've found it works best if you can follow the highs and lows while giving mouth pleasures. if you can master that one, your partner will be so out of breath that it won't matter whats playing next. i'm just sayin....

Melissa commented on The Deal Breakers

I really take exception to the lightsabre comment. I happen to have a decent Star Wars collection, and I'd be bummed if someone were to dismiss me because of that. I mean, at least I don't carry my lightsabre around with me....

Jason commented on The Deal Breakers

Melissa, I hope a "Leia" outfit is somewhere in that collection. That's the only way I'm forgiving any woman for having a lightsabre. My short list: 1. Thinks Sarah Palin 2012 is a good idea. I'm a republican and that's still a deal breaker. 2. Quotes anyone from Fox news and/or Rush Limbaugh. And one from real life: 3. Looks at your picture on Facebook and says "I don't like 'joke' t-shirts." Honestly, I canceled a date because of that. What's the use of dating someone I can't wear 90% of my wardrobe around? Humorless bitch....

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