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Posted Jason Segel Makes the Ladies Swoon to YesButNoButYes
This is freaking hilarious... A couple nights ago The Swell Season, a band we very nearly noticed walk by once, played a show in Los Angeles. They welcomed onto the stage Forgetting Sarah Marshall's Jason Segel. Segel sat down at...
Posted Weekend Math Refresher to YesButNoButYes
"Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes." Mickey Mouse Just so we're all clear on how this war of words is shaping up. I think it will also help those that are visual...
Commented on 3.3 Chords & the Truth with Johnny Wright Episode #2: Here, Kitty, Kitty
That will be fine....
Posted Stanford Band Takes Shot At Girls Gone Wild Guy to YesButNoButYes
From The Sports/Band Geek Desk... Last weekend Stanford murdered the mighty USC Trojans 55-21. It was funny. At halftime, the band got a little squirrelly. The announcer they had in the booth completely went off book. He went rouge. This...
Commented on 3.3 Chords & the Truth with Johnny Wright Episode #2: Here, Kitty, Kitty
"Smokestack Lightening" was my ringtone for a while, Phatty. An excellent choice. The Wolf is really high on my list of favorite bluesman....
Commented on 3.3 Chords & the Truth with Johnny Wright Episode #2: Here, Kitty, Kitty
This episode was like a crystal ball. Apparently the desperate Carmen Electra released some naughty footage on the interwebs today. Complete with suspicion that it may be to get attention for a reality show. I shocked! Shocked, I say, to...
Commented on 3.3 Chords & the Truth with Johnny Wright Episode #2: Here, Kitty, Kitty
I'd like to have some Otis Redding on that tape if that's okay....
Posted Half Man/Half Pooh Bear Caught Robbing Grocery Store to YesButNoButYes
Dateline: Portugal A 22-year-old former Disney corporation science experiment has been caught attempting to rob a Portuguese grocery store. The young man is the result of a secret project to create a man and toon hybrid. It was initially...
Commented on 3.3 Chords & the Truth with Johnny Wright Episode #2: Here, Kitty, Kitty
Oh, we ain't huggin' anything out. Nope....
Commented on 3.3 Chords & the Truth with Johnny Wright Episode #2: Here, Kitty, Kitty
Dammit Sheriff....
Commented on 3.3 Chords & the Truth with Johnny Wright Episode #2: Here, Kitty, Kitty
Nice ear, pally. That is Blind Willie McTell. One of my favorite artists. You hear what Ben said? It's over! Get him a body bag!...
Posted 3.3 Chords & the Truth with Johnny Wright Episode #2: Here, Kitty, Kitty to YesButNoButYes
"We make war that we may live in peace." Aristotle I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of this cannon blast. Run for the hills, Echowood. And I would pack along a certain furry friend. May be a...
Commented on Civil Rights Vs. Tea Parties: A Comparative Analysis
It' a question that plagues me Phatty. As seen/read here: http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2008/08/bidding_adieu_t.html...
Commented on Civil Rights Vs. Tea Parties: A Comparative Analysis
Ha! Nicely done Swayze's ghost. There's the spirit of this. Irreverent satire. Putting me in there is fair game. Come on people, these are jokes....
Posted Civil Rights Vs. Tea Parties: A Comparative Analysis to YesButNoButYes
"Every revolution was first a thought in one man's mind." Ralph Waldo Emerson There is a long and proud tradition of protest and change in America. Going back as far as the country itself. Ordinary citizens have gathered inspiration and...
Commented on Caption Competition (difficulty: mind bending)
Benji's was pretty good....
Commented on Caption Competition
I got next....
Commented on Bat Blow Jobs
I don't know what you're talking about Vicky. I put "bat" in the Google images and this is the first pic that came up. I'm not that clever. Just lazy....
Posted Bat Blow Jobs to YesButNoButYes
Scientists have discovered that more than two-thirds of female short-nosed fruit bats perform oral sex on their male partners. The female bats that gave their lovers a generous head start were rewarded with longer love making sessions. The sonar-aided chicks...
Commented on Carl Sagan's & Stephen Hawking's Band Is Awesome
Sorry Lia. I should have had it a while ago. It was the release on vinyl that caught my attention. Okay, JW...
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